Author Topic: A day in the life of Gabe Newell  (Read 39065 times)

7:56
Gabe Runs around Naked holding a Sign that says "END THE HORROR OF EATING DA SANDVITCH!"

8:00
Gabe is arrested for public nudity and is pressed charges for rapping an old lady.

9:00 Gabe bribes his way out of cournt by distributing copis of episode 3

9:01
Gabe goes and buys a 3DS.

9:02 Gabe goes insane trying to turn it on and eats it.

9:30 Gabe helps Nintendo constantly troll it's customers over the new Pikmin game.


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10:29
Runs on treadmill for an hour while eating a chocolate cake.
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10:65
Gets bad gas from running too fast and farts on his computer delaying Episode 3.

11:09:56 lifts cars with otis but breaks his hands delaying TF3

11:52 Finds a topic on this forum and {BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT} ...speedy thing comes in , speedy thing comes out. {BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT}DO A BARREL ROLL... {BZZT}

12:00
Gabe sends out a beta test to every steam user of EP.3
But there is only one level.

12:01 Gabe creates a mod for ep:3 that gets 2,000,000+ downloads in 14.02 seconds.