Author Topic: A day in the life of Gabe Newell  (Read 42394 times)


5:02 gabe watches the world rejoice

5:03 Gabe gets bored, decides to unrelease EP.3, and delays it for a melenium

5:04 Episode 3 rapes Gabe.

5:04 Gabe sees Gordon Freeman in his dream and re-releases ep:t and works on Half Life: Reborn

5:05
Type in the following for coding on Episode 3:
Code: [Select]
jbsdfghjcxghvghsdfvghvbgfvghxcvbvbbbvgskvfdhjfghdjfghd6t782356746we3r4fsbddfyuevufytr56sssssEDIT: Pagestrech on first post. Hopefully this is better.

5:45 -  Gabe finds out he has a brain tumer

7:00

Gabe dies in the hospital

7:01 Ellis uses a defibrillator on Gabe

9:11 zoey and ro go keep Gabe company.

10:30

Gabe stuffs out a volcano

11:30 The volcano randomly erupts: KILLiNG GABE!!!

10:56 Gabe watches Gabe perkins burn

11:00

Chuck Norris drinks the lava and punches Gabe Newell into space

1:00
Gabe lands back down on earth.