Author Topic: A day in the life of Gabe Newell  (Read 39056 times)

2:05
Gabe is put back together.
Gabe then puts Lord Tony inside his rolls.

2:06

I eat Gabe inside out then I stuff him out and burn the remains until it is nothing but ash then I take the ash and obliterate it with an ION cannon.

The end again.

why do you want to end this topic?
Seriously, forget off.
All you've been doing is killing Gabe putting us in a cycle of bringing him back to life and you killing him again over and over and over and over and over.

GABEN DIES AND COMES BACK
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2:61 GabeN comes back and does not want to forget Lord Tony, he was already forgeted up by the hobo on the street and GabeN does not want his richard inside hobo greasy cum, instead he forgets Lord Tony's belongings. All of them. Then throws a Combine Ball at Lord Tony's house, it being bouncing aroudn and killing all of Lord Tony's unexisting belongings.

2:62 gaben breaks time and looms over the Lock Topic and Not lock tpoic buttons lying next to the Make ep3 button.

2:62 gaben breaks time and looms over the Lock Topic and Not lock tpoic buttons lying next to the Make ep3 button.

2:63

Gaben presses lock!

2:64 Gaben presses Don't Lock because the Don't part was smeared with cheeto dust.

2:65

Gaben dies for his failure.

2:65 Lord Tony loses his rights to revive himself, and is obliterated with Gabe's ion cannon.

2:65 Lord Tony loses his rights to revive himself, and is obliterated with Gabe's ion cannon.

2:65

However since Gabe is dead he can't use the Ion cannon.

2:65 Gabe is revived, and uses the Ion Cannon toerase Lord Tony and his powers from existence

2:10

Gabe quits VALVe.

Good job, you all delayed EP3 for another over 9000 years

2:30

Disney buys VALVe and completely remakes Ep3 with Disney characters and no weapons.