A day in the life of Gabe Newell

[Straton.]

2:30

Disney buys VALV^e and completely remakes Ep3 with Disney characters and no weapons.

And its of poor taste and quality.

[Ad Bot]

[Lørd Tøny]

00:00

Gabe died, all his projects erased, universe implodes.

The End!

[Cybertails1998]

-57:43

TIME REVERT

Auto-revival is applied to Gabe, all of his projects, and the universe.

[Lørd Tøny]

-57:43

TIME REVERT

Auto-revival is applied to Gabe, all of his projects, and the universe.

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[Cybertails1998]

zalgo isn't real so he stays alive

[Lørd Tøny]

Gabe isn't real, dead.

[Cybertails1998]

Gabe isn't real, dead.

good god you're handicapped

he's real

he's at his computer right now

[Lørd Tøny]

good god you're handicapped

he's real

he's at his computer right now

Nope your argument is invalid, gabe is fake.

[Cybertails1998]

Nope your argument is invalid, gabe is fake.

Oh. My. God. Oh my loving god. Kill yourself please.

And here's Gaben's real life photos, proof that he's real. FOR THE LAST TIME.

Also

6:00

Lord Tony loses all his rights to kill off Gabe in any way possible, and to dodge or resist death, and is shot through the heart. And he never had his rights to be revived. The rights go to Gabe Newell now, who got auto-revived. He then puts on his glasses and says "Deal with it" to Lord Tony's body.

[Lørd Tøny]

6:01

I use my second ID.

Lord Tony² or Lord Tony squared.

Gabe is murdered by the surprise attack.

[Cybertails1998]

6:02

Lord Tony's other IDs (Lord Tony² or Lord Tony squared, for example) cease to exist completely.

[Stocking]

6:03

Gabe Newell dies of rectal bleeding during passionate love with a Kentucky Race Horse.

[Iban]

6:05

their taking the body back to new york to be lady to rest

[Stocking]

6:06

The horse returns to rape the body.

[Lørd Tøny]

6:07

Gabe screams in agony as he will be raped by a horse forever because he will just revive each time he dies. Gabe gets raped for all eternity.