Author Topic: A day in the life of Gabe Newell  (Read 41142 times)

1:34

Gabe trips up the stairs and dies again.

These brothers on the first page dont even know who he is.

1:50

Gabe further delays episode 3

1:59
Gabe is eaten by himself from the future.

2:00
Gabe has a heart attack because he was so fat.

Gabe Newell isn't real.


That isn't Gabe Newell, that's...


Nope you lose. Gabe is not real.

Your brain isn't real.

Gaben is just a computer virus.

2:05 he realizes he has to finish episode 3

2:07 he gets off the floor

2:07 he gets back on the floor and walks the dinosaur
2:08 he is killed by Waldo and he is never found

2:09 Waldo finds GabeN and revives him, then Waldo hides under the galaxy.