Author Topic: A day in the life of Gabe Newell (Read 41220 times)

Lørd Tøny · May 03, 2011, 11:38:38 PM

4:21

Gabe dies by a giant explosion because pure oxygen is extremely explosive. How it exploded, no one knows.

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Xinakam · May 03, 2011, 11:42:06 PM

4:21

Lord Tony is caught in the explosion and transported to an alternate dimension with no hope of return. Gabe absorbs Lord Tony's former dimensional soul and rematerializes.

Lørd Tøny · May 03, 2011, 11:44:30 PM

4:22

Gabe chokes and dies on my soul because it is black and evil. I then become even more powerful/evil from that dimension by eating my alternate dimension's heart, I then eat that dimension inside out and then I come back to our dimension.

4:23

I send Gabe into the depths of my ass where he is forced to mine the sulfur mines every time he dies and revives.

4:40

Current Gabe status, dead from poison brown town gas.

Xinakam · May 03, 2011, 11:48:34 PM

4:24
Gabe finds this topic and disregards Lord Tony's last post, throwing him back into the alternate dimension.

Lørd Tøny · May 03, 2011, 11:50:09 PM

4:25

Gabe is a lie, he dies for his insubordination. I still live and still in my dimension because the alternate dimension is gone.

Scarpelt · May 04, 2011, 12:21:57 AM

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the universe dies. nothing is real anymore. nothing can happen anymore that can make a difference. everything and everyone is dead. The End.

Stocking · May 04, 2011, 12:29:20 AM

4:26 dur dur gab newl isent rel so he ded

Lørd Tøny · May 04, 2011, 12:35:59 AM

Quote from: Stocking on May 04, 2011, 12:29:20 AM

4:26 dur dur gab newl isent rel so he ded

This is the worst dumbassery I've ever witnessed in my life.

Stocking · May 04, 2011, 12:52:22 AM

Quote from: Lørd Tøny on May 04, 2011, 12:35:59 AM

This is the worst dumbassery I've ever witnessed in my life.

You said it first.

Lørd Tøny · May 04, 2011, 01:53:24 AM

Quote from: Stocking on May 04, 2011, 12:52:22 AM

You said it first.

I was pretending to be cybertails.

The Corporation · May 04, 2011, 03:16:35 PM

Tony.
Just stop.
Why are you even here posting on this thread?
What do you gain out of ruining this thread?
Seriously man, quit being a douche and go with the flow or go somewhere else.

Stocking · May 04, 2011, 04:38:44 PM

5:00 The Corporation and Cybertails get ready to go to yiffcon together in matching fursuits.

LeetZero · May 04, 2011, 05:11:34 PM

5:01 Stocking gets shipped to yiffcon as toy, and gets raped by hundreds of furries.

Lørd Tøny · May 04, 2011, 05:26:07 PM

5:02

Gabe just so happens to be at Yiffcon where he gets raped in every orifice by all the 500+ furries there. Gabe dies of super aids 10 days later.

LeetZero · May 04, 2011, 05:42:53 PM

5:03 Lord Tony just happens to be at Yiffcon too, gets raped by all the furies there too and dies of super aids 10 days later.