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how is babby formd?

1. Pre heat oven to 180 c
2. Put magnets in
3. ????
4. Teeny babby.

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Ya.


1. Pre heat oven to 180 c
2. Put magnets in
3. ????
4. Teeny babby.


This is the ancient mayan recipe for babby.


Can always add a little garlic for a better personality.

Ḩ̪̲͉͆̎̽e̲͈̳̻̺̜̒ͩ̿̌́̚ĺ̩͉̦͂̉ͪ͌p̳̙̥̥̽͗̌̀!̯̝̦ͫ̚͡ ̣͑̐̾ͩ́M͑̑̅ͦͯy͌̀͆͗ͪͩ ̡̣̼̘͊ͭ̐̆̌͒͑l̙̺̣͇͆ͭ̓ͧ͂̿̾̀ă̤͖̩͘p̡̑t͔́̓ͩͤ͋̑o̴̭͋ͦͣ̓̑̍p̤̟̭͈̦̻̭ͤ ̻ć̜r͖̭̽ǎ̹̤̤̜͖͝ṡ͍ͥh̷̼̠̹͓̗͖ͤe͆̎̽̎s̤̬͕͖̗̿ͮͫͭ̍̏̀ ̱̬͈̭͇̹̳̕w̵͇̤̳̼̦̓͛ͯ̾͗i̙̼͍̥̬̪̊̅̑̄̏̓ţ̗͔ͧ̎̍̚h̭̗̺͓̰̀̔̊ͧ͞ ̸̻̝̥ͨa̛̤ͨ̿̃̓̃ ͇̺̻b̡̜̫̝̏l̢̰̈́̍ͅu͍̦̙̬͓͇ͧ̓ͪe̞̟͉̰ͫͤͭ̅ ̢͙̠̥ș̼̪̲͖͍͙̑͂̐ͫč̐͌̊̄̕r̴͚̆̐ͧͩe̟̥̼̍̀̇ͨ͜e̵͍̹̠ͨ̆̾n̡͙̝̘̤ͬ́̂̈́͛̌̊.̨̘͈͕̱͖̂͗ͪ͆͆͐ͅ <-- In case you can't read, My laptop crashes after a blue screen pops up.

Dell latitude D610

Can play garrys mod/steam games for a while, but then a blue screen pops up. Literally for a split second. Then the laptop reboots.

« Last Edit: March 15, 2011, 11:17:28 AM by Citrus »


Also monocle isn't it funny how sometimes when both parties want the female to get pregnant it has less success rate then when they dont?

where do babys come from?

where do babys come from?
Santa clause drops them down your mom's chimney after your dad does his special dance.

Ḩ̵̧̜̰͇̞̘̦̰͈͈̻̭̪̙͈̱̯͔̈́ͩ͐͐́̉̇̐̈̄̀͗̆̃̚͡o̢͑ͪ͑̃ͣ̂͊̅ͫͨ͋ͩͣ̋ͩͧ̌͌҉̸̥̪̭͈̳͈̺̝͙͈͚̰̭̥̭̱̮͓́͘w̸̛̯͇̖̼̹̭̮͈͓̫͖̰̹͋̾͐ͩ́ͤ͗̆͒ͪ͂̏ͯ̉̐̐ͭͫ͟ ̏ͬ̊̽̏̌ͤͦ̈͌̈͛̈́̏̇ͫͬ̚͞҉̗̱̮̞c̨̫̲̪͓̖̘͎͎͍͉͇͍̦̳̻͈̯ͩ̓̏͊͛͂̏̽͂̊̒̑̄́͢a̷͐̉̓̂̽̅̅͂̌̾͐ͬͪͤ̚͏̰̝̳̱̬͢n̈ͭ̈̂͛̇ͭ̀ͮ̔҉̴̴͏̲̠̣̜̥̫̯̱͇̻͚ ̋̒̉̂͆̊҉҉̠̬̩͍̙̖̯̬̪̭̭̪͔̹̗I̸̡̺͎͇͎͔̝͉͓̹͎͍͕̱̩̺̠̟͕͌ͤ͑̎̀ ̸̶͉͎̼̹̻̳̘̹̮̫̠̳̣͛̐̒ͥ̆̀ͤ̌͛ͥ̌͂̈ͅǵ͆̑̅̿̒͒̈́̃ͦ̓̍̎́̚҉̻͕̼̼͘͡͝e̾ͧͨ̿̃͐ͮ͂҉̡̥͎̫̥̠̹͍̞͔͙̞̼͇̯̹̫̜̖̰͠t̸̴̢͎̮͙̩͕̱ͭ̑̃̇ ̌̑͗̍͢҉̡̛̛̹̹͙̣̤̹̖̱̲͚͕̟̠̯͙̣̰ͅz̷͛ͣͣ̍̈̔̀ͬ͌ͨ̄́҉̹̦̩̤̮̪̲͇̜̠̳ḁ̛̲̫͍̥͉̼̊̒̌̆͆ͥ͆̉̀́̀͞l̵̢͙͈̦͕̠̲̮̺͚̹͖̠͖̼̲̎̃̈̽͐ͥ͛͋́̏̒̈ͪͯ͑ͦ̃͂ͥ́̕ͅͅg̈́ͩͨͬ̐̓ͣ̊̿̑̾ͮ҉̢̧̙̼͈̭o̶̖̬͎̮͋͛͒͗͑ͨͦͤ͘͞͝ͅͅ ̶̹̠̘̙͙̠̥͈͇̭̖̼͍̓ͧ̓̒ͨͨͤͥ̉̂̉̆ͦ̀̐͊͊͛͘͟͟ͅt̒ͬ̾̔͋͗̐ͣ̊̓͑ͫ̽̉̏͋͗ͦ̍҉̥͈̖̬̳̀́͜ơ̡ͧ͆̍͗ͯ̋̋̉̑͌́̚͢҉͓̞̪̗̰͉̹̦̗̬̜ ̵̢͕͕̰̣̠̥̞̬͓̩ͧ̾̉̏̾͐͋́̈̇͘͞g̛̩͚̦̯̱͈̟͇͖̲̭̩͚͙̪̥͔͇̎́̑̽̀̓̏̋ͮͩ̕͜ȍ̧̧͓̝̟̯̜̲̳̺̗̻͉̥̔̾̒ͦ̐ͥ͘͜͝ ̵̛̭̺͙̣̝͎͉͔͈͎̌̆̑͗̀́̚͝aͦ̄͂͂̄ͦͣͥ́͏͚̤͙̳̻̟̥̠̠̣̼̰w̧̭̘͚͖̖̤̲͖̰͈̹̞͓̩̎̽͛̈̀͟͡͡a̵̧̳̰͕̭̹̫̜͈̤̹͍̟̤̐̒ͮͩ̈́͛̋̊̈͂̈̀͑͐̐́̀y͌ͪͩͧͧ̀͒̔̐͑̂̍̀̔ͣ͞͏͈̥̩̯͖̪̪̝̤ͅ?̢̨̜͇̠̺̪̮͔̩́ͭ̄͑̀


Reported for stuffposting.
Sugar and spice


Do infact make everything nice.

Also monocle isn't it funny how sometimes when both parties want the female to get pregnant it has less success rate then when they dont?


Yeah, I thought I read a study about that someplace.
where do babys come from?

Aisle 6.

I came from Aisle 5 though. :o



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where do babys come from?

They are formed from the egg, which is like a half made baby in a nutshell.

They are formed from the egg, which is like a half made baby in a nutshell.
Santa clause drops them down your mom's chimney after your dad does his special dance.

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? And don't say 42...

how does one stop being tired
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What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? And don't say 42...
43

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? And don't say 42...
That's like asking "How do I use a hammer?".Get a better question.

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? And don't say 42...

There is no answer to life.


Life is beautiful if you make it, but life is also a bitch if you abuse it.


If you need an answer to be alive you shouldn't be alive.
how does one stop being tired
:(

edit:43


Sleep some more?

Eat a more nutritional diet?


Participate in more physical activities?