Ask Mistur Monocle.

[Monocle]

Oh wow, I randomly typed that
:c

Lolwat?

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[StarDust]

Will you marry me?

[PowerDag]

What part of the future are you from and what are you fleeing.

[Monocle]

What part of the future are you from and what are you fleeing.

I'm not from the future, nor am I fleeing anything.

[Skele]

Were you really going to mail your girlfriend to me for 500lbs of bacon?

[NickTheSushi]

I am wanting to learn how to do something, but I don't think I could keep the attention span to keep doing it. Any advice, Mr. Monocle?

[Monocle]

Were you really going to mail your girlfriend to me for 500lbs of bacon?

If someone were to seriously mail me 500lbs of bacon...



It might be considered.

I am wanting to learn how to do something, but I don't think I could keep the attention span to keep doing it. Any advice, Mr. Monocle?

If you really want to do something, then your attention span should allow it.


If you're willing to dedicate your time to it, then you'll probably be able to get through it.

[Skele]

If someone were to seriously mail me 500lbs of bacon...



It might be considered.

That's going to cost me like 5-7k.

[Malestrom]

Do you really have a monocle?

[KadeBL_ID12958]

My friend has that, she just drinks a glass of a hot liquid before taking the pills.

Thanks, but my mind has for some reason registered a pill as bad or something and just WONT let it go down. it's afraid of something. any way to bypass that? i mean it actually makes my throat feel smaller and the pill feels bigger. :/ Or is that what hot liquids are for

I can swallow pieces of ice WAY bigger than a measly pill, but the pill DOES NOT want to go down.

[Monocle]

That's going to cost me like 5-7k.

Ya.


It'll cost me like 2k to ship my girlfriend there. :o

Do you really have a monocle?

It's not a prescription monocle used for seeing, but I do have a vanity monocle for stuffs and giggles. I think it's at my girlfriends house atm.

Thanks, but my mind has for some reason registered a pill as bad or something and just WONT let it go down. it's afraid of something. any way to bypass that? i mean it actually makes my throat feel smaller and the pill feels bigger. :/ Or is that what hot liquids are for

I can swallow pieces of ice WAY bigger than a measly pill, but the pill DOES NOT want to go down.

Can't help you there. :o


I'm assuming it relaxes your throat or somethin.

[Malestrom]

Monocle.


You must show me your monocle.

[KadeBL_ID12958]

Ah. Well thanks anyways :D

[Skele]

Ya.


It'll cost me like 2k to ship my girlfriend there. :o


It's not a prescription monocle used for seeing, but I do have a vanity monocle for stuffs and giggles. I think it's at my girlfriends house atm.

Can't help you there. :o


I'm assuming it relaxes your throat or somethin.

I will buy you a fancy monocle, but you have to wear it around all the time.

[Malestrom]

I will buy you a fancy monocle, but you have to wear it around all the time.

LULZ