Author Topic: Ask Mistur Monocle.  (Read 29538 times)

I find myself roaming these forums and looking in most topics, especially in Off-Topic and Drama and giving people advice on whatever people ask. Well, I'm growing quite tired of searching for peoples questions, so I figured I'd make a thread where you can ask me whatever you find suit, whether you need help with;
[X] School Issues
[X] Relationships
[X] Family
[X] etc etc

I'll be here to try and answer the questions as best as I can, and give you the best possible advice. Granted, I'm not a therapist, nor am I the most reliable source that you should come to ask, but I've been through quite a bit of experiences that make me quite... experienced(?) for my age, and assuming that some people come here and ask questions because this is a board of basically anonymous people, they feel comfortable doing so.


So, ask away Blockland Forums, I can't wait to help you out n_n



Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ);


Q. How do I ask out a girl?

A. Girls like to be made felt special, keep that in mind while asking her out. Think of a cute way to do it that would make her feel like the luckiest girl in the world.


Q. I'm scared of asking out a girl.

A. Just go for it, if you're worried about the rejection, that's the best thrill of it, because you go in there knowing it's either a yes or a no. No will obviously make you upset, but yes will make you feel like you're on top of the world.


Q. I'm scared that my friends will make fun of me

A. You shouldn't give a damn what people think about your girlfriend, I mean stuff, it is YOUR girlfriend. Most of the time that people have made fun of me because of my girlfriend/friend was because I eventually found out they were jealous.


Successfully answered questions;
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« Last Edit: March 15, 2011, 12:38:10 PM by Monocle »

Can I be the nurse? :3 I have some expertise in those areas.

Can I be the nurse? :3 I have some expertise in those areas.


Only if you promise to wear a skimpy outfit and no bra ;)


Yes, I will consult nurse Feep when I don't have an answer to a question.

Lets start with something basic. How do I ask out a girl. LEts say our classes are at opposite ends of the school. Lets say we walk home the same way, but she gets a ride home. Lets say that. So, how do I get a chance to ask her out.

Lets start with something basic. How do I ask out a girl. LEts say our classes are at opposite ends of the school. Lets say we walk home the same way, but she gets a ride home. Lets say that. So, how do I get a chance to ask her out.


Simple really.


If you have any way of contacting her and having communication with her(which I'm going to assume if you want her to be your girlfriend) and I'm also going to assume you've hung out with her outside of school as well (crucial to do so, because then you can see how she acts outside of school and not surrounded by her friends), then you can simply ask her next time you hang out with her, or you can shoot her a message (whether its sms or facebook or whatever you use) and simply ask her if you could talk to her for a little.


Simple really.


If you have any way of contacting her and having communication with her(which I'm going to assume if you want her to be your girlfriend) and I'm also going to assume you've hung out with her outside of school as well (crucial to do so, because then you can see how she acts outside of school and not surrounded by her friends), then you can simply ask her next time you hang out with her, or you can shoot her a message (whether its sms or facebook or whatever you use) and simply ask her if you could talk to her for a little.
Good advice, buts lets say that your assumptions are wrong about us hanging out inside and outside of school.

Good advice, buts lets say that your assumptions are wrong about us hanging out inside and outside of school.

Then your relationship will fail.


You need physical contact with your significant other, and I don't mean 'hurrdurr fuk her' I mean you need to be there for them. For instance if she's upset, you should be the one to wipe her tears, if she's angry, you should be the one you want her to hit, if she's happy, you should be the one she shares it with.


If you don't see the person, its like a short long-distance relationship. You're close in relation of distance, but if you don't see eachother, you'll feel like you're miles apart.

Then your relationship will fail.


You need physical contact with your significant other, and I don't mean 'hurrdurr fuk her' I mean you need to be there for them. For instance if she's upset, you should be the one to wipe her tears, if she's angry, you should be the one you want her to hit, if she's happy, you should be the one she shares it with.


If you don't see the person, its like a short long-distance relationship. You're close in relation of distance, but if you don't see eachother, you'll feel like you're miles apart.
I see you are well educated on the subject. Good job. I will now consult you for real problems of mine when they happen.

I see you are well educated on the subject. Good job. I will now consult you for real problems of mine when they happen.


Yup, I was in a similar situation for about a month, in which it was the longest month ever.


Eventually we realized it was stupid as stuff to not be together when we were a couple, so we put a ton of effort into making sure we saw eachother between classes, after school, etc etc.

What will happen if my question doesnt get answered by your answer to my question that needs an answer for it is a question soon?

What will happen if my question doesnt get answered by your answer to my question that needs an answer for it is a question soon?
I read this then I got a headache


THEN NURSE FEEP TO THE RESCUE. 丑~

What will happen if my question doesnt get answered by your answer to my question that needs an answer for it is a question soon?


Well, if you question doesn't get answered directly by the answer that I provided to your question, and your question requires an answer soon, you can always PM it to me if its pressing.



No, you didn't confuse me.

how is babby formd?

Remove both parties pants.
Insert snake to vagina
Thrust multiple times
-squirt-
Wait 9 months.

Wow,that totally didnt answer my question that needs to be answered because it is a question not an answer because if it was an answer it would make no sense so therefore it is question but could be an answer maybe.