): ¿op ı op ʇɐɥʍ 'ǝsɐɔ ʎuɐ uı ˙ʎɐʍɐ ʎןɟ ʎןdɯıs pןnoʍ ǝdoɹ ǝɥʇ 'ǝsɹǝʌıun ǝʇɐuɹǝʇןɐ uɐ sı sıɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ƃuıǝǝs ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ ˙ɥƃnoɹɥʇ pǝdɯnɾ ı ɹoɹɹıɯ ǝɥʇ uʍop ǝdoɹ ɐ ʍoɹɥʇ puɐ ǝsnoɥ ʎɯ oʇ ǝɯoɔ pןnoɥs noʎ sdɐɥɹǝd ˙ƃuıdɐɔsǝ ʇnoqɐ oƃ pןnoɥs ı ʍoɥ oʇ sɐ ɐǝpı ou ʎןǝʇnןosqɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı puɐ ǝsɹǝʌıun ǝʇɐuɹǝʇןɐ uɐ uı pǝddɐɹʇ ɯ,ı ¡dןǝɥ ǝsɐǝןd 'ǝןɔouoɯ
monocle, please help! i'm trapped in an alternate universe and i have absolutely no idea as to how i should go about escaping. perhaps you should come to my house and throw a rope down the mirror i jumped through. however seeing that this is an alternate universe, the rope would simply fly away. in any case, what do i do? :(
¡ǝɹǝɥ ɹǝƃuɐp ǝʇɐɯıʇıƃǝן uı ɯɐ ı ¡sʇsod ʎɯ ƃuıɹouƃı doʇs ¡ǝɯ dןǝɥ 'ʞɔnɟ noʎ 'ǝןɔouoɯ
monocle, you forget, help me! stop ignoring my posts! i am in legitimate danger here!
ɔ: ˙ʇuıod sıɥʇ ʇɐ ǝıp oʇ ǝɯ ʇuɐʍ noʎ ʞuıɥʇ ı
i think you want me to die at this point. :c
˙sǝɯıɹɔ ǝןqıɹɹǝʇ ɥɔns ɟo ǝɯ ƃuısnɔɔɐ doʇs ǝsɐǝןd 'dןǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɹoɟ ƃuıʞsɐ ɯɐ ı ¿ǝʞoɾ ɐ sı sıɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʇsısuı noʎ op ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʎɥʍ
why the forget do you insist that this is a joke? i am asking for your help, please stop accusing me of such terrible crimes.