Author Topic: Ask Mistur Monocle.  (Read 31312 times)

It ry but its like everyone i know -_- also i don't claim to love her =/ i claim to really like her
girl friend
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I would probably go into some rant about how love isn't a game but I'm tired and Sue is more poetic about it than I am so she'd be better on the subject, but she doesn't post here any more because everyone here is extremely narrow minded.

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I would probably go into some rant about how love isn't a game but I'm tired and Sue is more poetic about it than I am so she'd be better on the subject, but she doesn't post here any more because everyone here is extremely narrow minded.
We haven't been dating that long, just because i go out with someone for a week and don't love them (like everyone thinks they love someone) doesn't mean that i won't.. We've gotten to go out like twice now and yeahh =/

Lord Monocle the Third Archduke of Wellingtontown of Paris, France, Heir to the Papacy of Pope Benedict XVI,

Four girls now want me to go out with them.  Should I just pick out of a hat or what?

We haven't been dating that long, just because i go out with someone for a week and don't love them (like everyone thinks they love someone) doesn't mean that i won't.. We've gotten to go out like twice now and yeahh =/
When you truly love someone, you will know it. Now that I think of it, Monocle (I feel rather silly for forgetting this) is also a large man on the subject of love. So yeah, just wait 'til he gets back, man.

Four girls now want me to go out with them.  Should I just pick out of a hat or what?
Four?

BEEEE ESSSS

Four?

BEEEE ESSSS
Let me deflate what you may believe my ego is:

Nimi:
Not my type.  Call me a tribal, but I don't find black or indian women attractive.

Carmen:
Seemingly cool girl who is also hot, but I don't know her too well and she makes me feel humble.

Kathleen:
Annoying ugly girl who I can't tell her "No, its not going to happen" because my friends say she would be very sad.

Amanda:
A missed chance, and I don't deserve her. :c




Remove both parties pants.
Insert snake to vagina
Thrust multiple times
-squirt-
Wait 9 months.
OMG I almost pissed my
pants laughing

Let me deflate what you may believe my ego is:

Nimi:
Not my type.  Call me a tribal, but I don't find black or indian women attractive.
Eww mondays
Carmen:
Seemingly cool girl who is also hot, but I don't know her too well and she makes me feel humble.
DO EEEETTT
Kathleen:
Annoying ugly girl who I can't tell her "No, its not going to happen" because my friends say she would be very sad.
Sucks to be her
Amanda:
A missed chance, and I don't deserve her. :c
Try it


Dude you constantly make me laugh.  But yeah I pretty much agree with this advice, but then again I've never even kissed a girl >.> so what if I forget up super bad?

Lord Monocle the Third Archduke of Wellingtontown of Paris, France, Heir to the Papacy of Pope Benedict XVI,

Four girls now want me to go out with them.  Should I just pick out of a hat or what?


Go for the one whom you actually have feelings for, don't follow lust.

What to do about people giving you stuff for having a bigger girl friend :c

I'm gonna assume you mean bigger as in she's taller than you, in which ase, don't worry about it, you'll keep growing duder, I promise. You can be 5'6 in 7th grade, and then 6' freshman year. For me, I was 5'6 at the beginning of 8th grade, by freshman year I was 6', by the middle of sophomore year I was 6'2. Your growth spurts will come in.


If your finger did slip and you meant monday, then it doesn't matter what people say, if you're proud of your girlfriend, then be proud of her, disregard what people say. If you like her, then be proud of that stuff, she is in fact YOUR girlfriend, so you have to be the one willing to be in public with her, and not be ashamed to have her as your girlfriend.


Then again, the latter applies to both circumstances.



Mistur Monocle why is the wind so loud and frightening?

Mistur Monocle why is the wind so loud and frightening?


Because everyone is out to get you.


Because everyone is out to get you.
What happens if I go to bed


What happens if I go to bed

Say , FunnelCake..  that is a really nice lamp you have in the corner there. And I liek your purple shirt.