Am I depressed?

[_Rave_]

I got slight-moderate to moderate on everything.  I think I'm fine, personally.

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[Dodger]

My test on another site

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

What the forget.

[Kevdude]

Major Depression:   High-Moderate
Dysthymia:   Very High
Bipolar Disorder:   Very Slight
Cyclothymia:   Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder:   Very Slight
Postpartum Depression:   N/A
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EDIT:

You seem more lacking in a sense of purpose than depressed. You need to set some goals for yourself and meet them, whether it is academic goals or sports goals or socializing goals. You need to constantly try to meet goals in life and just build up slowly. If your goal right now is to rush home from school to get on Blockland and throw around more cheezy one-liners and 4chan imitation you aren't going to get any sense of accomplishment which leads to lack of ambition.

I am trying to stay in my current school (I have to get all A's or my dad won't let me stay in Catholic School) but I do feel rather unmotivated despite the fact that going to Marlboro is a fate worse than death

[Tylale]

My father tells me I lack empathy

I only read the first post to this, but empathy is a sign of stupidity in my book.

[Nickelob Ultra]

I only read the first post to this, but empathy is a sign of stupidity in my book.

Empathy is, according to Wikipedia, the ability to share feelings.

If your friend's dog died, would you not feel sad?  If you would, that's empathy.  Even if you didn't know the dog.

[AfterShock]

Major Depression:    High-Moderate
Dysthymia:    Moderate
Bipolar Disorder:    Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia:    High
Seasonal Affective Disorder:    High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression:    N/A

D:

[_Rave_]

Kev, I actually am very similar in the fact that I lack motivation.  My Mom always tells me that I lack "drive".  But I actually do fairly well in school.

[Kevdude]

Kev, I actually am very similar in the fact that I lack motivation.  My Mom always tells me that I lack "drive".  But I actually do fairly well in school.

I get B's in school but my parents believe I can do better

[Nickelob Ultra]

I'm going to prove that this test thing is pretty much no where near an accurate test for depression.

Where's the link?

[Malestrom]

I'm going to prove that this test thing is pretty much no where near an accurate test for depression.

Where's the link?

www.depressedtest.com

[_Rave_]

I get B's in school but my parent believe I can do better

Well this is what I wrote last night:

Scary how accurate that was, about the whole sophmore thing.  But I do hang out with kids twice a weekend.  I moved from my old school into a private school, and fridays I hang out with the private schoolers and saturdays I hang out with my old friends.  Also, the only reason why I noticed that I didn't desire a girlfriend is because a few girls told me to ask them out, and I was like, "Uh...Can't, sorry."  I didn't even think twice about it.  Also, I'm not suicidal, I just wouldn't care if tomorrow morning while walking across the street to my bus, and a car struck me dead.

If you feel similarly, brofist.

[Nickelob Ultra]

Major Depression:   Moderate
Dysthymia:   Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder:   Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia:   Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder:   Slight
Postpartum Depression:   N/A

Cyclothymia is a form of Bipolar Disorder, Dysthymia is a chronic type of depression where moods are generally lower.

The only sadness I've felt within the past two months was a breakup and a death in the family, and yet I apparently am near medium-levels of Bipolar and moderate amounts of major depression.

Concluding that this test is a steaming load of bullstuff.

[Bloody Mary]

Major Depression:    Very Slight
Dysthymia:    Slight
Bipolar Disorder:    Very Slight
Cyclothymia:    Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder:    Very Slight
Postpartum Depression:    N/A

Yay, I'm normal.
That entire test is dumb.

[_Rave_]

@Mary & @Nickelob

You guys don't seem to be happy at any time when you are on these forums.

The both of you seem to be very calculating, from my experiences with you.  :/

[Iban]

Major Depression:   High
Dysthymia:   Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder:   Extremely High
Cyclothymia:   Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder:   Very Slight