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Is your name Mako? Or is that some random name you have given yourself?


Is your name Mako? Or is that some random name you have given yourself?

My name is  真実, read as either "Makoto" which is my name, or as "shinjitsu" which means "truth". Most of the time when I had to write my full name I wrote my last name followed by "マコ" (mako) because it's what everyone called me. ムホ~

How many radiation-crippled children were born after Hiroshima and Nagasaki? I've always wanted to know; but it's a little rude to ask that in person.

At least 10.

Is it true that if you have Blonde hair people will pay you to feel it?

A lot of Japanese people actually dye their hair blonde, I haven't really heard of people getting paid to let people touch their blond hair though...

This thread is full of motherloving epic godamn epicness.
性交はい!

性交 (seikou) means literally just means "loveual intercourse", while English is an idiomatic language chock-full of strange expressions, most of them don't translate well. "forget yeah!" being one of them.

Can I have ?? with you?

性交 (seikou) means literally just means "loveual intercourse", while English is an idiomatic language chock-full of strange expressions, most of them don't translate well. "forget yeah!" being one of them.
I wish there was space in my signature for this quote.

Can I have ?? with you?

嫌!(iya!) is a common expression in Japanese to convey the idea that the apparent subject is disgusting or repulsive in some way.

嫌!(iya!) is a common expression in Japanese to convey the idea that the apparent subject is disgusting or repulsive in some way.
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I've got a question. Is it true that Asian vagina is best vagina?

Do you think some other bad thing will happen to Japan soon? Like the earthquake and the radiation outbreak?

Do you think some other bad thing will happen to Japan soon? Like the earthquake and the radiation outbreak?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1367684/Japan-earthquake-tsunami-Fukushima-nulear-plant-radiation-leak-kill-people.html

I've got a question. Is it true that Asian vagina is best vagina?


Stocking only loves Anyone.

:c


Also, does it annoy you when people ask this:

"say the alphabet in japanese"

 :cookieMonster:



Stocking only loves Anyone.

:c


Also, does it annoy you when people ask this:

"say the alphabet in japanese"

 :cookieMonster:

There are actually two Japanese equivalents to English's ABCs, and a logical way to order words. 

The one most used today is the 五十音 (gojuuon):

あいうえおかきくけこさしすせそたちつてとなにぬねのはひふへほまみむめもやゆよらりるれろわをん
(a i u e o ka ki ku ke ko sa shi su se so ta chi tsu te to na ni nu ne no ha hi hu he ho ma mi mu me mo ya yu yo ra ri ru re ro wa wo n)

...and the outdated 伊呂波 (iroha), which is actually based off of an old poem that used each kana once.

いろはにほへほちりぬるをわかよたれそつねならむうゐのおくやまけふこえてあさきゆめみしゑひもせすん
(i ro ha ni ho he to chi ri nu ru wo wa ka yo ta re so tsu ne na ra mu u wi no o ku ya ma ke fu ko e te a sa ki yu me mi shi we hi mo se su n)