Monocle had best day ever yesterday :3

[Monocle]

Oh for the love of forget, I guess instead of cutting my hair, I'll just dye it black. God dammit you two are ugly. Your nose fills up half your face. My eyes burn.

Actually, her natural hair colour is dark brown, as is mine. So instead she dyed it blonde.


And yes, we both have generic, oversized Polish noses.


Now, if you could kindly, go grab a spoon and some scissors and I have some instructions for you;

1. Remove your trousers and underwear.
2. With the scissors, cut off your snake.
3. With the spoon gouge your eye.
4. Grab your detached snake.
5. Continue to thrust it in the hole you just created in your face.


kthanks :)

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[ShadowStep]

Actually, her natural hair colour is dark brown, as is mine. So instead she dyed it blonde.


And yes, we both have generic, oversized Polish noses.


Now, if you could kindly, go grab a spoon and some scissors and I have some instructions for you;

1. Remove your trousers and underwear.
2. With the scissors, cut off your snake.
3. With the spoon gouge your eye.
4. Grab your detached snake.
5. Continue to thrust it in the hole you just created in your face.


kthanks :)

That should be on 1000 Ways to Die

[Monocle]

That should be on 1000 Ways to Die

I call it 'Le Skull forget'

[TheScout]

can we have pics of you boning her now

pl0x

[ShadowStep]

pl0x

I agree

[Monocle]

pl0x

Nop.

[ShadowStep]

wait
could this whole thing be a fraud
could monocle be lying
nah, hes cool.

[rockslide26]

That, good sir, is a great day. I have had days like that before, but they come very rarely, treasure the epic when it comes at you, because every other day pales in comparison to the rare gem-of-a-day like you have had. I tip my hat to you.

[Monocle]

wait
could this whole thing be a fraud
could monocle be lying
nah, hes cool.

I have ways to prove everything I say.

Now if I'm willing to show proof for certain things is another question.

That, good sir, is a great day. I have had days like that before, but they come very rarely, treasure the epic when it comes at you, because every other day pales in comparison to the rare gem-of-a-day like you have had. I tip my hat to you.

Yeah bro, you gotta cherish the small gems man, even if it isn't something super extraordinary, it's something awesome.

[ultimamax]

Actually, her natural hair colour is dark brown, as is mine. So instead she dyed it blonde.


And yes, we both have generic, oversized Polish noses.


Now, if you could kindly, go grab a spoon and some scissors and I have some instructions for you;

1. Remove your trousers and underwear.
2. With the scissors, cut off your snake.
3. With the spoon gouge your eye.
4. Grab your detached snake.
5. Continue to thrust it in the hole you just created in your face.


kthanks :)

oh hey
i'm polish
my nose isn't that big :o
call it a jew nose you jew
anyway i lol'd at le skull forget

[Monocle]

oh hey
i'm polish
my nose isn't that big :o
call it a jew nose you jew
anyway i lol'd at le skull forget

Nah. It's def a polish thing. Allow me to give examples;





All giant noses, all polaks.

[rockslide26]

Yeah bro, you gotta cherish the small gems man, even if it isn't something super extraordinary, it's something awesome.

You don't know how many good days you'll have left, so every one is special.

[Nixon]

No seriously, It's just the nose that makes you look ugly.

[ßoltster]

No seriously, It's just the nose that makes you look ugly.

Upload a picture of yourself so we can criticize you

[Kilser]

She's pretty hot IMO