stuff that gets you mad

[Clone v.117]

being shot in the face

[Ad Bot]

[Eryehk]

>Idiots.

[Daedalus]

Idiottz Onn Thuuh Internettt,, ;" Theyy Cant Speaakk Proper Ennglish
"Lol Im Su Kuhl .!!"

[popman98]

>Take a stuff
>Water decides to be an starfish
>*splash*
>FFFFF

[Tokthree]

People are the stuff that get me mad.
Makes sense, right?

[Timezbrick]

< Dumb Kid at my school he thinks he's all it

[Clone v.117]

< Dumb Kid at my school he thinks he's all it

= everyone

[nickbond1]

>Newly sharpened pencil
>Graphite breaks on contact with paper
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[QuantumEagle]

>Newly sharpened pencil
>Graphite breaks on contact with paper

>Creates impact crater of graphite


>Sitting at my desk doing something
>Want to go get a snack or a glass of water
>Foot decides to fall asleep halfway on my trip to the kitchen


>Oversleep for a few days in a row
>Decide to set alarm on clock
>Wake up before the alarm goes off

[Comatose]

>Lose something
>Look for it for about 15 minutes
>Notice it was in your hand

Oh my god, I hate this.

[popman98]

Hurt your toes on walls so often that it doesn't even hurt any more.

[Barakuda]

Mosquitos.

And when your nails separate in two pieces.

:(

[rockslide26]

>Work on powerpoint for school
>Reserve power message pops up
>fumble around for cord
>cord is stuck under something
>computer dies and whole project is lost

[Aeschylus]

> OP

> Scratch at nail to get it off
< small piece comes off and hangnail is left over

> Say random remark in the middle of quiet class that everyone can hear
< nobody gets it

> Pick up guitar and play a chord
< string rips near the pickups

[Joker Card]

<Roll into bed
<Break window


<Playing GTA
<Run into a cop while on-the-run
<Get out of car to run
<Get run over by police car
<Just about to get up
<Cop you ran over arrests you.