How did you last die?

[Jairo]

looking at the ground and spawning a train in gmod

[Ad Bot]

[Coolio]

>raid compound
>enemy team has mines placed behind the walls
>detonate mines
>walls collapse, explosions make building collapses
>debris lands on jeeps and barrels and stuff and blows up and kills us

[._maxwell23461_.]

i laged out and rage quit on tf2 when I had a perfect kill score count.

Does this count? 

[Shadowed999]

Oddjob's gay, 1-hit kill hat. >:C

[Sicarius]

Minecraft... lava.

[Cybertails1998]

Cobalt

jet boots to the face

[Sniper-471]

Fell off the track in TrackMania and ended up in water.

[YorkTown95]

Got crushed by a tank on L4D2.

[Sniper-471]

Tried to get on a AT-AT but at the last moment, an enemy kills me... WITH A ROCKET.

[asablief]

i got shot :(

[Jacob/Lee]

A monk kicked me in my side while I was chopping bogeymen in half and I suffocated later.

A FLYING SEA MONSTER tore me to pieces while I was running between towers in an apparently empty orc fortress.

Another monk ambushed me. After showing off his skills and smiling I tried to hit him with my axe. In one turn of combat he had broken both my elbows and thrown me into a pond. I drowned after he kicked my face in.

I got kicked in the face by a bull moose in a fortress (these fortresses don't even have any soldiers in them, they're more like goddamn wildlife preserves!) and when I passed out from pain raptors swarmed me and ate me.

[Joker Card]

Fell into a pool of radiation with 19 health while being attacked by Headcrab Zombies.

[Arekan]

Driving a jet into a plane.

Falling into some lava with tons of diamond.

Lastly
Driving off of a plane with a vehicle with very low health.

[Lil Robot]

giant worm
penumbra

[Wehrmacht]

i either got gunned down by policemen while trying to make my escape, or I got arrested by policeman for striking a pedestrian and then calling somebody in my disabled car.