Lol more of these threads.
How you and your weapon, [first thing to your right], team up with [first thing to your left], and his trusty weapon, [second thing to your left], to adventure through a strange and
[adjective] world and take down the evil [thing directly behind you].
Me and my balloon sword team up with a chair and his coat hanger to adventure through a strange and "singing" world and take down the evil fan.
