Author Topic: Let's Play League of Legends (OFF AIR)  (Read 11725 times)

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God damn I hate lack of teamwork in this game.

My starting partner (Shaco) would literally just sit in the bushes until the enemy is at low HP, which doesn't happen for a while because I'm fighting a long ass 1 v 2 while clinging to the turret for dear life. Then after I'm killed about 3 or 4 times, he suddenly feels it's okay to call me the noob, even after I healed him when he actually decided it was okay to get hit once or twice.
So because I did not want to feed the enemy no longer, as I cannot do any damage, take any, nor heal very good, I decide to just farm on minions the rest of the game.

Game ends, and without even having much more minion kills than the rest of my team, I have second highest damage dealt. This was due to running and tossing spears as I'm being chased down by multiple champions any time I attempted a push in a 1 v 0. And putting a bunch of traps in the jungle.

I end with 0/6/9, and the 9 was when my team actually decided to back me up. By that I mean take away any possible chance of me accidentally getting a kill.


When your parter does that you dont fight 2v1 thats stupid you sit at the xp range and kill them when they decide to towerdive you :7

Its not hard at all to 2v1, I was heimer solo lane top 2v1 and got 7 1 2 when we won the game before 20min

When your parter does that you dont fight 2v1 thats stupid you sit at the xp range and kill them when they decide to towerdive you :7

Its not hard at all to 2v1, I was heimer solo lane top 2v1 and got 7 1 2 when we won the game before 20min
They weren't towerdiving, and EXP wasn't the issue.

My character is quite item dependent.

Heimer also doesn't rely on either skillshots, or melee. My lane also wasn't the only one doing bad. The Vayne was literally telling the Yi to go places, the Yi complains that he dies because of the Vayne, and the Vayne says things like "It's okay I got the kill."
33 kills this Vayne had, and had very low damage dealt. Was the highest but not by much.

They weren't towerdiving, and EXP wasn't the issue.

My character is quite item dependent.

Heimer also doesn't rely on either skillshots, or melee. My lane also wasn't the only one doing bad. The Vayne was literally telling the Yi to go places, the Yi complains that he dies because of the Vayne, and the Vayne says things like "It's okay I got the kill."
33 kills this Vayne had, and had very low damage dealt. Was the highest but not by much.

You do know that heimer does depend on his E skillshot if you miss it you're dead

You do know that heimer does depend on his E skillshot if you miss it you're dead
He has turrets, which are deployed, his rockets, which autoaim, and his concussion grenade, if you need this to survive then you might as well play an easier character.

Keep in mind, my character (Nidalee) has absolutely 0 crowd control. The only two things that don't just do damage is a DoT/defense debuff/reveal trap and a healing/attack speed buff.

I can't rely on stuns when they simply aren't there.

Then I had a really quick 20 min victory with a good team. Woo. I feel better now.


It's a little of both. Shaco sounds dumb and you were also dumb.

So on several occasions I was all "Tristana and Poppy aren't Yordles, they're Meglings." Turns out I was 'tarded because the Megling Commandos are an elite military force of the Yordles, of which Tristana is a member. By extension of similar appearance I figured Poppy must be one of these "Meglings".

I'm a little embarrassed that I could be so wrong for so long, but it's tempered by the fact that it doesn't remotely matter in the least from a gameplay perspective. I was far more embarrassed to learn that moves like Olaf's Undertow and Nocturne's Duskbringer heal with Spell Vamp and not Lifesteal.
« Last Edit: May 29, 2011, 03:09:12 PM by Mr. Wallet »

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But another thing I've noticed is that male yordles take on a more rodent-like appearance while the female yordles are blue-ish in color.

Rumble is both.

so....

I think Rumble probably dyes his fur.

You're not necessarily wrong, Wallet.  They used to be their own race as Meglings, but then a while ago Riot changed it to a "Megling Commando" as a force of the Yordles.  You were right at one point in time.