God damn I hate lack of teamwork in this game.
My starting partner (Shaco) would literally just sit in the bushes until the enemy is at low HP, which doesn't happen for a while because I'm fighting a long ass 1 v 2 while clinging to the turret for dear life. Then after I'm killed about 3 or 4 times, he suddenly feels it's okay to call me the noob, even after I healed him when he actually decided it was okay to get hit once or twice.
So because I did not want to feed the enemy no longer, as I cannot do any damage, take any, nor heal very good, I decide to just farm on minions the rest of the game.
Game ends, and without even having much more minion kills than the rest of my team, I have second highest damage dealt. This was due to running and tossing spears as I'm being chased down by multiple champions any time I attempted a push in a 1 v 0. And putting a bunch of traps in the jungle.
I end with 0/6/9, and the 9 was when my team actually decided to back me up. By that I mean take away any possible chance of me accidentally getting a kill.