Brofist
I'm basically a ghost to all who know them, I can leave for long periods of time without them knowing I'm gone, and at most I see every member of my family .8 times a day. Today I only saw my brother while I was getting something to drink. That only come into my room when they need something.
Also, if you're having trouble getting your voice heard, call the gay hotline, I hear they're very willing to hear about your pointless life.