Author Topic: Translation Party - yes, this again.  (Read 4198 times)

Stop using bad translator. This thread is strictly for translation party.

Stop using bad translator. Typically for a party, has been translated into this thread. (put through translation party)

Greatfull dead is a band that the logo is five or six bears
Then we get
Deadband compensation 6 5 Greatfull logo

Edit:Greatfull dead is a good band
Then we get
How good bands die Greatfull
« Last Edit: April 22, 2011, 10:50:48 PM by nienhaus1 »

Original: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Final: The quick brown fox, jumps over the lazy dog.
Just not seeing it.

I stare down at my shoes, watching as a fine layer of ash settles on the worn leather.
into Japanese
私は灰の罰金層が摩耗した革に落ち着くと見て、私の靴を見下ろす。
back into English
I have worn leather look to settle into a fine layer of ash down at my shoes.
back into Japanese
私は靴を灰下の罰金層に解決するため革の外観を着用している。
back into English
I have to wear a leather look to solve the bottom layer of fine ash shoes.
back into Japanese
私は、細粒火山灰の靴の底層を解決するために、革の表情を浮かべるする必要があります。
back into English
I have to solve the bottom layer of fine ash shoes, you need to wear leather.
back into Japanese
私は、細粒火山灰の靴の底層を解決しなければならない、あなたは革を着用する必要があります。
back into English
I must resolve my shoes and layers of fine ash, you need to wear leather.
back into Japanese
私は靴や細粒火山灰の層を解決する必要がありますは、革を着用する必要があります。
back into English
I need to fix shoes and fine ash layers, you need to wear leather.
back into Japanese
私は、あなたは革を着用する必要がある靴や細粒火山灰層を修正する必要があります。
back into English
I need you to correct or fine ash layers have to wear leather shoes.
back into Japanese
私はあなた、または修正するために細粒火山灰層は、革の靴を着用している必要があります。
back into English
I want you, to correct fine ash layer, or must wear leather shoes.
back into Japanese
わたしは、細粒火山灰層を修正するために皮製の靴を着用しなければならない、あなたします。
back into English
I shall wear leather shoes to correct the fine ash layer, you will.
back into Japanese
私は、細粒火山灰層を修正するために皮製の靴を着用しなければならない、必要になります。
back into English
I have to wear leather shoes to correct the fine ash layer, you will need.
back into Japanese
私は、細粒火山灰層を修正するために皮製の靴を着用している、あなたが必要になります。
back into English
I have to wear leather shoes to correct the fine ash layer, you will need.
Equilibrium found!
You've done this before, haven't you.

It all began with;

I'm a smelly monday who lives under a bridge, my only relationship is with my right hand whom I make sweet sweet love to every other night. Her name is Miranda, and she has very nice eyes, we have wonderful conversations sometimes too!


And it all ended with;

Now and then, then Then, Rino, nightlife, Black Bridge, a growth of almost all other types are not the right arm. Her name was Miranda, she is about it, our eyes are good!

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning. Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs. Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal. Seein' everything, the time is goin'. Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'. Gotta get down to the bus stop. Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends.

I know it is 7:00 in the morning. For me, please downstairs and age. The grain is recommended, but I have a ball. Sigh '- my all-time. 'People Rushin' scale. Please get off the bus is recommended. In addition, please refer to your friends on the bus.
:cookieMonster:

Oh my god, one day I saw a UFO and a Alien in my bed, I watched them as they called out my name.

equilibrium: Oh my God, they called my name one day, I was in bed with aliens and UFO's, I saw
them. Oh my God, one day I called them names, and bed and UFO I was a foreigner, I see them.

What were you doing on bed with aliens and UFOs?

What were you doing on bed with aliens and UFOs?
The normal one was I Found aliens and UFO's in my bed, somehow, they got a disturbed mind about that so..

let's go!i have a crushinto Japanese私はときめきを持っているback into EnglishI have a crushback into Japanese私はときめきを持っているback into EnglishI have a crushEquilibrium found!
Translation Party is hiring, you know


This is why I love Japan

Started: I pissed on a cat, dragged it through fire, and then pissed on it again before breaking a car window

Ended: I rely on angry cat dragged in front of the fireplace on the slopes of his car window in anger

Bump for funny translations!

BEFORE: I like big green bannanas. they shall destroy all of the universe.


AFTER: I like the big green bannanas. They destroy everything in the universe.

oh god

BEFORE: I will stick my snake in a nuclear reactor and become God.

AFTER: God, I'll keep my snake in a nuclear reactor.

erm...wut

English: all your base are belong to us.

Equilibrium found!
You're sure are up on your Internet jokes!