As I'm sure many of you do not know and even fewer care, my mom has been dating a redneck from Alabama since September or so.
I personally do not like him. He's an uneducated hick with a career in welding Navy vessels together, but on the plus I haven't seen him since my mother and he went to California together and left me here with the house. Yippee.
The problem is, they've never gotten along. I don't know why my mom continues to let him stay in her apartment, using her truck, with an Android Incredible on her phone bill, but she does. I assume it's because she's 36 and hasn't had a boyfriend since five years after I was born, and is in that "I don't want to die alone" phase.
Regardless, they were always fighting, whenever I call her, she's upset about some stuff. Recently she sent me a text message asking how to undo a password on the laptop because she had just bought one, he was mad at her, and he changed the password as to lock her out.
Just yesterday she changed her facebook status to single. Now it's official, they're over~~!
Except I know they're not because the forgeter doesn't have an Internet connection without her computer and there'd be no reason to change her status that quickly unless it was for him to see and if that's the case she has no intention of evicting him because she's a moron dating a moron and I hope to god her ovaries don't work anymore. It's like she's loving twelve.
Now you know why I'm so misogynistic. Dear Visage, whilst I do believe that women should have the exact same rights as men, I do not like them and I do not like spending time with them.
