Hello fellow Blocks and Blockettes, I am here today to present to you the preliminary stages of a business venture on which myself, Miika and Bisjac are all participating in. I call this project; Project Jesus. This project includes 4 stages;
Beard
Brainwash
Bitches
Bye
The stages are going to go as such;
Beard; Monocle shall grow a beard, and in the process of growing aforementioned beard, recruit 2 others to be part of the business venture. A portion of this stage has already been finished, for I have recruited my 2 other business partners. Miika who will play the role of the "Virgin Mary" and Bisjac who will play the role of "God".
Brainwash; I (Monocle) shall dress up in my bed sheets and hemp sandals and not shower for a few days. I shall then roll around in the dirt for a few minutes, and fall down a few times to scrape my body up a little. Then I shall walk out of a forest like a boss and walk up to a small village (preferably one with many old people), and tell them "I AM JESUS AND I HAVE RISEN FROM THE DEAD, GIVE ME MONEY AND I SHALL GIVE YOU SALVATION" and that will work!
Bitches; I (Monocle) shall walk around aforementioned village and ask myself "were all da wite wiminz at" and upon finding them, I shall herd them all into a room, and step upon a podium and say "HELLO WIMINZ, I AM HERE TODAY AS JESUS (yeah, the dude in the bible) TO CLEAR YOU OF ALL OF YOUR ACHES, PAINS AILMENTS AND OTHER FORMS OF PAIN THAT I SHAN'T GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT. I SHALL DO THIS ALL FOR A SMALL FEE OF YOUR VIRGINITY AND 500 DOLLARS" many of the wiminz shall accept and I not only acquire wiminz, but I also acquire currency, so forget you fancy english speaker poster.
Bye; The group (Monocle, Miika, Bisjac) shall buy a mansion and live together forever and ever and never do something as stupid as this again.
BUT WAIT THERES MORE!
IF YOU CALL THIS NUMBER; 1800-DO-NOT-CALL-THIS-NUMBER-IT'S-ACTUALLY-FAKE AND MAKE A DONATION OF 500 DOLLARS OR MORE AND YOU WILL RECEIVE A FREE PACKAGE OF MENTOS AND A BIBLE!
SO HERE'S WHERE THE COMMUNITY OF BLOCKS/BLOCKETTES COMES INTO PLAY, WHO WANTS TO BE THE WISEMEN AND OTHER RELIGIOUS stuff!?
Currently recruiting;
Buddha
That black dude - Nickelob Ultra
A janitor to clean Jesus' robes - Big Brother
White Wiminz
and to all of you idiots out there, no, this is not a real business venture.
