'Project Jesus'

[Monocle]

What if I put a sack of muffin mix in the water tank?

It would be batter, wouldn't it? And you can't split batter >:U!I'm a shower-head.

well if you put muffin mix into the water tank, then you'd just end up looking disgustingly filthy and chunky.

And the batter wouldn't go through a shower head.

And no you're not, you're obviously a rubber band.

[Ad Bot]

[Nickelob Ultra]

i will split the water out of the batter so it goes back into pure solid powder.


yeah what up what up what up

[Monocle]

i will split the water out of the batter so it goes back into pure solid powder.


yeah what up what up what up

nick, y u no add me on steam? :(((

http://www.steamcommunity.com/id/martinsaurusrex

[Night Fox]

i will split the water out of the batter so it goes back into pure solid powder.
yeah what up what up what up

YOU TRIPPIN

[Azzurolix]

you're moses you can only split the water

[Night Fox]

you're moses you can only split the water

as long as the water molecules don't bond with the powder, he could still remove them

[Azzurolix]

as long as the water molecules don't bond with the powder, he could still remove them

my mind is full of forget

[Nickelob Ultra]

nick, y u no add me on steam? :(((

http://www.steamcommunity.com/id/martinsaurusrex

yo dawg i had you on steam what the stuff

[Night Fox]

my mind is full of forget

he can control water, so he could just pull all of the water molecules out of the mix

[Azzurolix]

he can control water, so he could just pull all of the water molecules out of the mix

SPLIT water, not control water :U

He can just split molecules.

[Night Fox]

SPLIT water, not control water :U
He can just split molecules.

what no he can't
he split an ocean, not a water molecule
that means that he controlled the water

[JAW959]

My palm is resting comfortably in my frontal lobe.

[Azzurolix]

si ti fo kcuf lluf dinm ym

[Nickelob Ultra]

i dont want to split the molecules, you might hurt someone important in the process like another molecule of dihydrogen monoxide and they are endangered these days

also i can still split them to the point where they are gone

[Thar]

I'd like to apply for a job where I get to kiss monocles ass:

I'll be the blind boy who is wandering through the woods and is found by the villagers a week before "Jesus" arrives with his brothers. Now when monocle gets there I shall emerge and beg to be healed. Monocle will then stuff on a maple leaf and make me sniff/snort it. My blindness will be worsened but I'll have super smell. I'll give monocle 500 dollars (plus my virginity if the need arises) and follow him forever. When he gets his mansion, I'll live in a cardboard refrigerator box and pickpocket passing people. 90% of my pillaging will go to Miika, Monocle, and Bisjac. The rest I will spend on Swedish hookers.