all that bible stuff is just aliens that were misunderstood by ancient people.
they will take us believers to thier planet where we will live forever.
while the christcigarettes will be like "nu uh thats not how i read it was gonna happen" and stay here to a dieing planet.
then they make bisjac into the captain of his own fleet of battleships, so to fight the alien's war. as it was our place on this planet to be farmed into an army for this space conflict.