The legend of Carl.

[kanew2000]

Carl> Run over to the start button and press log out.

Thus bringing you out of the computer,but not the troll.
Then shove the troll in the computer and set Friday on a loop.

[Ad Bot]

[Alex Man!]

Carl> Run over to the start button and press log out.

Thus bringing you out of the computer,but not the troll.
Then shove the troll in the computer and set Friday on a loop.

You do so, and you carry the laptop around to watch. The troll shoots himself five times.

[Nymethus]

pics :c

[Alex Man!]

Fine.

I just now finished it, anyways.
(Oh, and he still has the new robot hand and the shotgun combined with his other guns.)
You do so, and you carry the laptop around to watch. The troll shoots himself five times.
Continue, dawg.

[hankyje]

Carl: get someone to adopt you as their pet dog. But then steal their money and run.

[Alex Man!]

Carl: get someone to adopt you as their pet dog. But then steal their money and run.

It appears that when you escaped from the laptop, the troll was walking outside. Anyways, you drive the boat back to the city, get someone to adopt you and steal their money.

[hankyje]

How much money did you steal?

[Alex Man!]

One thousand

[coolCPU1]

Buy a spaceship and fly to another planet.

[kanew2000]

Buy a net and capture the guy who adopted you so you can be his pet for..."giving" you 1000 dollars.

[Alex Man!]

You try and buy a spaceship, but it exploded and nearly killed you.

[Alex Man!]

Buy a spaceship and fly to another planet.

You buy a spaceship, but it sucks so much, it explodes. and 1000 dollars is wasted.
Instead, with your new robot hand that can turn into a claw, you sit on the sidewalk and steal people's wallets.
What now? I made a link to the picture i drew, but IMAGINE IT.

[Alex Man!]

I WILL KILL YOU ALL IF YOU DON'T CONTINUE THE STORY. HNGHHHHHHHHHHH

[coolCPU1]

Rob a bank.

[Alex Man!]

You rob a bank and get 3000 dollars.