The legend of Carl.

[Alex Man!]

Try to stay calm and resolute, sing something.

You sit down and wait for them to get bored and walk away. Most of them just said
"Riddler'S richard" anyways. (You get a cookie if you find out the reference.)
Then you notice it's night, and it's really dark outside. What do you do?

[Ad Bot]

[Nymethus]

use your white dots as light source and jump rooftops

[Alex Man!]

(Ignore this.)

[Alex Man!]

use your white dots as light source and jump rooftops

You jump rooftops, but then you find a helicopter. They must be on full search or something. There's one of those of doors that have staircases leading to the top. And someone's coming, too. What do you do?! (Oh, and the yellow thing on his collar thingy makes light too.)

[LeetZero]

Look around (down) for Garbage Truck, if found, jump in it, thus' also avoiding the helicopters and having a secure cover.

[Alex Man!]

You jump from the building, but it appears that the person driving the garbage truck speeds away. But they don't know that the robot hand can help you survive long falls.
You fall, and everyone watching, expecting you to die, stuffs their pants. Then you find Douchey Mc. Douchebag walking down the street with a Popsicle. What do you do?

[LeetZero]

Disregard Douchey and runaway with all your force, in a heavy attemt into getting in the beck of a garbage truck. (Or look for a garbage container).

[Alex Man!]

God damnit, douchey followed you. He starts waving and says hi.
You pull him in the dumpster and tell him to keep quite or he will never eat another Popsicle again. He gets the message and some people walk by the dumpster with guns. What do you do?

[kanew2000]

shove the popsicle in douchey's mouth then bury yourself under all the trash and douchey too

[IkeTheGeneric]

I DREW FAN-ART

CARL IS SO

FUNNY WHEN HES IN PAIN

[JamesBlock505]

you shoot him in the face take all money then go to the doctor and pay her the money only to find out shes a RAPIST :P :3  :lol face: /COOKIES

[Brickarms]

you shoot him in the face take all money then go to the doctor and pay her the money only to find out shes a RAPIST :P :3  :lol face: /COOKIES

pleadr leave noy

[GLaDOS (Portal)]

Pull a melted ice cream container out of the garbage and start eating. Douche gets jealous.

[Sonicfangirl11]

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Happy first post

[Alex Man!]

Pull a melted ice cream container out of the garbage and start eating. Douche gets jealous.

Alright. He starts to turn re- HOLY stuff HE STARTS TO GROW AGAIN WHAT DO YOU DO (No image because my computer overheated while drawing)