The legend of Carl.

[Nymethus]

sit on his head until he forgets you

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[Alex Man!]

Alright. You sit on his head, and he goes to his "Home"

He lives next to a poo disposal tube. That's. Nasty. What do you do / what happens?

[coolCPU1]

Transfer him to a new home that's not as stinky.

[Alex Man!]

                                            -NO DRAWING LOL-
  You give him a new home wich is the inside of a car. He starts it, but he's too short to see. SO HE RUNS EVERYONE OVER AND WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

[LeetZero]

You call the police on him as revenge. 

[Nymethus]

run more people over

[coolCPU1]

Run Justin Bieber over during her concert (and yes I meant her).

[Alex Man!]

You do all of those things and get in the car and start driving, but then a bunch of police start chasing you. You then put douchey ontop of the car with the shotgunprojectilerifle, and tell him to fire at all the police. He makes them all go away, but then what happens?
(Credit to Darkfire for making the sun effect. He will be doing the rest, too.)

[coolCPU1]

Tripods start rising from the ground.

[LeetZero]

You do all of those things and get in the car and start driving, but then a bunch of police start chasing you. You then put douchey ontop of the car with the shotgunprojectilerifle, and tell him to fire at all the police. He makes them all go away, but then what happens?

I was the first who said what to do and you didn't do what I said to do.

forget you!


Drive off a cliff, before driving off quickly get out of the car, then watch Douche die.

[Alex Man!]

God dammit i didn't design him to die. Someone else make up something

[coolCPU1]

Tripods start rising from the ground.

[Alex Man!]

Arent i a stinker?
Anyways, the "tripod" rises up. Called a willosaur. Douchey starts riding it and the willosaur starts eating someone. What happens next?

[The Darkness]

You Trick Douchey Into Riding Into A Barber Shop And Get Douche Trimmed Onto His Head.

[Brickarms]

You Trick Douchey Into Riding Into A Barber Shop And Get Douche Trimmed Onto His Head. - Darkfire

get out
OT: eat the milisor