The legend of Carl.

[Alex Man!]

You talk to the police officer. Anyways, you go over around, and you cant find him anywhere. You give up and enter a weird restruant. (Dont have it be casual when you continue) What happens next?

[Ad Bot]

[Alex Man!]

(Just posting so this dosent go to the 2'nd page or something)

[Alex Man!]

Suddenly, you find a new gun! It appears that the thread owner has clearly run out of ideas and is now bringing in weapons from games- HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE. Anyways, you find a new gun.
You take it and start walking. Someone snatches your infinite ammo gun! Good thing you still have the ripper. What happens next? (This wont always be in first person. It's just what it looks like from that view.)

[LeetZero]

Shoot the guy who stole the gun in the faic.

[Alex Man!]

You shoot the guy a bunch of times in the face, and cram the infinite ammo gun into the ripper. It is now full of infinite ammo! But then the same officer that you talked to earlier comes up to you and asked what the noise was. You put Flabber in your inventory again. What happens next?
INVENTORY : Infinite ammo ripper, robot hand. (Non removable)

[Sonicfangirl11]

Officer! He had a sudden case of bullets!

[Alex Man!]

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[Sonicfangirl11]

You shoved the infinite ammo gun into the ripper. It already has infinite ammo.

Officer! He had a sudden case of bullets!

I meant to say,


Officer! Someone just randomly shot him down, and I don't know what happened!

[innocentface][/innocentface]

[Alex Man!]

You shoot the officer in the face, because he didn't believe you. Exercise your lies by telling Douchey your'e going to hit him in the face in 12 seconds. You walk away and find someone dragging a bag soaked in blood across the street. What do you do, and or what happens?

[Alex Man!]

Why does it take so long for someone to continue after you talk to someone in the story?

[Alex Man!]

I feel so lazy not drawing anything. Ghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[LeetZero]

Tell Douchey that Earth will hit the Sun tommorrow and everyone will die and burn in fire and terror.

[Alex Man!]

You tell Douchey that is going to happen. +10 lying power! But then, douchey gets really scared and runs away with flabber. What happens next?

[Brickarms]

>somehow enter MURDER MODE and beat the living crap out of a robber thats taking a lady's purse
+1 kindness
+200$ from granny
>bring the corpse k.o'd body to the police.

[LeetZero]

Or run after Douchey, grab Flabber and let Douchey live his life.