The legend of Carl.

[Alex Man!]

I'd rather keep the main characters here. You get with your robot claw, and get douchey, too.
You tell both of them it was a lie and stuff. They arent too happy about i- Holy stuff. It looks like flabber's about to explode in anger. OH GOD WHAT DO YOU DOOOOOOOOOOO.

[Ad Bot]

[PowerDag]

Stand directly in the blast range and magically not get hurt.

[LeetZero]

Give him a cute kiss while blushing. You'll never be scared that you kissed a male because it's a damn slime, it does not even have a gender now, does it?

[Alex Man!]

Give him a cute kiss while blushing. You'll never be scared that you kissed a male because it's a damn slime, it does not even have a gender now, does it?

good god what. I'm not going to draw a loving cartoon making out with ANYTHING. The slime's a guy, too. So.....*shivers*

[Alex Man!]

Powerdag's choice i guess.



Okay...He's been making that HNGHHHHHHHHH noise for like, 20 minutes. You decide to walk away and do someth- *BOOM* Flabber explodes! You run back over there, and there's a hole leading to something. What do you do?

[LeetZero]

Throw a dime in there and wait to hear a "ting".

[J MASTER]

Say
"Now you're thinking with portals!"

[Brickarms]

>Flip a coin to decide if flabber lives or dies
EVEN OR ODD

[Alex Man!]

Throw a dime in there and wait to hear a "ting".

You flip a dime in there and wait a few seconds, *Ting* You hear a ting in like, 5 seconds. It's not that deep i guess. Then, flabber falls out of the sky from the explosion! You catch him, and right after...A normal guy walks up to you and says
"Hey, how did this hole get in the sidewalk? And what the hell is that green thing?"

[LeetZero]

Just punch him in the face and walk away.

[Alex Man!]

Sorry for the lack of no-pictureness. I just woke up.
Anyways, you punch the guy in the face and walk away, you come across a skyscraper thats under construction, and you just notice that there's a giant mothership dropping aliens off at the unfinished top! What do you do? *Your robot hand can let you climb things*

[LeetZero]

Just grab a rock and use all your force to throw it at the spaceship.

[Alex Man!]

Ok, you throw the rock at the mothership.

Okay...It stopped for a sec-

Holy crap! Remains of the mothership are falling on everything! What happens next?

[LeetZero]

You just stand there, take out a camera you find randomly and make pictures, then sell them to the government for lots of lots of monies!

[Alex Man!]

You just stand there, take out a camera you find randomly and make pictures, then sell them to the government for lots of lots of monies!

Your'e basically in trouble with the police everywhere. Sending things to the government wont help. Instead, you find some weird guy with cool shoes, so you can trust him. He gives you a notepad to go spy on some guy with an amazing mustache in some weird bar pub place..

Write down your notes and see if they have any use.