Earth 2.0.

[Jairo]

I did that on purpose you see.

And thanks for that, but no thanks.

Misspelling on purpose to confuse people who wish to ally with you.
what.

[Ad Bot]

[Riot]

 Wait, you wanted to ally with me? How come...
What?

[Jairo]

Wait, you wanted to ally with me? How come...
What?

I normally ally with the starting countries to get them a good start. Y'know, weapons, temporary healthcare, etc.

[Riot]

 I'm not sure if that would be alright alright due to the fact my country isn't on the map yet.
I'm still waiting for it to be placed somewhere. On the other hand I'd like to ally yes, forgive me for my maladroit beginning. 

[JackBlueJack]

Gaians Daily News:

Monday May 18, 2038

10:00AM: Border patrols near FotS are working 24-hour to keep watch on invasion.  The military is at the ready near the border if any thing strange is to be seen.  We are letting travelers go through heavy security.

2:00PM: The capital's tower is near completion and will be done soon.

[Night Fox]

woa

10:04 PM - Командующий Синдзи - Shinji: he keeps bitching about the shape of the planet
10:04 PM - Foxinator: what
10:04 PM - Командующий Синдзи - Shinji: just tell him I made the planet a circle this time but i'm not editing the other one
10:04 PM - Foxinator: oh I thought you meant the real Earth

[HelplessNobb88]

CALDER NEWS BULLETIN

May 18, 2038:

- An F-16 collides with a UH-1 Huey helicopter transferring to a nearby airbase. The chopper was smashed to pieces when the jet, going at about 800 MPH, T-boned the chopper. It fell the the ground in 3 pieces, and the crew of 2 was killed instantly. The pilot, who was training to become an F-35 pilot, ejected, suffering minor injures from pieces of falling metal.

- The C.O.C.C has passed a law making marijuana legal, and banned tobacco and alcohol. "We can not destroy ourselves, and the long-overdue banning of alcohol and tobacco will assure this." - Uldolph Markenburg, C.O.C.C

Lol my country is dangerous.

[Riot]

 Woah, some serious stuff going on here.

[Frontrox]

Covert operations...OooOOoooOOOOoo

[Oasis]

Trejirmia's Temporary News Outlet
_{May 18, 2038}

• Rebellion forces have taken another 2 square miles of Nogova territory for Trejirmia. This victory is seen as a turning point in the war.
• Experimental military jets have been seen flying over Trejirm, mass panic occurred as the jets looked Nogovian.
• A reported cure for Polio-2 has been found, experimental testing is being administered to major cases of the disease.
• Mr. Nite, Overseer of Trejirmia will be giving a speech on the importance of continual popular support for the war effort, he may also address a foreign trade doctrine.

[Nymethus]

Disappeared

[Riot]

KAROVAK DAILY NEWS CENTRAL
May 19, 2038
     
    A new day, a good day for a birth of another country.
Karovak celebrates the raising of a new flag as citizens shout and throw flowers
onto the pavement while guns roar to honor the birth, and first year of the Karovak people.
Traditional ships with multicolored sails and painted hulls sail around the harbor. ~ Karovak Daily

    A new theory of moon-pigs arises when a randy teenager snorts cocaine. Scientists are baffled
and point their telescopes toward the sky for answers. One frustrated scientist explained the possibility of moon pigs in inevitable. ~ TomatoNews

   

[Jairo]

Republic of Aksuvistan Information Center:
"Now, let me ask you, my fellow people: if the opposite of a pro is a con, then shouldn't that mean the opposite of progress is Congress? That is why Mother Russia must live on and never die! We must never use democracy!" - Mikhail Wudenkov on the Address to the Country

"This war should've ended long ago. We must destroy war before war destroys us." - Corporal Rosencrantz to General Guildenstern

[Gojira]

Jairo, developing any new guns lately? I have some on the market, if you want to purchase any.

[Jairo]

Jairo, developing any new guns lately? I have some on the market, if you want to purchase any.

I've already released the Spets Naz Crossbow, now we're working on melee weapons and snipers.
Note: Anyone may request a certain type of weapon or item from my country, we currently have a surplus of materials.