CALDER NEWS BULLETIN
May 18, 2038:
- An F-16 collides with a UH-1 Huey helicopter transferring to a nearby airbase. The chopper was smashed to pieces when the jet, going at about 800 MPH, T-boned the chopper. It fell the the ground in 3 pieces, and the crew of 2 was killed instantly. The pilot, who was training to become an F-35 pilot, ejected, suffering minor injures from pieces of falling metal.
- The C.O.C.C has passed a law making marijuana legal, and banned tobacco and alcohol. "We can not destroy ourselves, and the long-overdue banning of alcohol and tobacco will assure this." - Uldolph Markenburg, C.O.C.C
Lol my country is dangerous.