You just gave birth.

[Jetlok]

To a giant motherloving jumping spider. Hot damn. it starts jumping the forget all over stuff this spider's loving hoppy.

what do you do?

oh also you somehow are female.

[Ad Bot]

[Belogna]

Hug it.

[Embargo]

Check to see if it weighs 14 pounds.

[deadpossom]

Hug it.

[Monocle]

I would wait until it grew large enough for me to ride on it, and then I would ride my giant spider to work every morning.

[Shell]

Feed it nachos and train it to seduce women, just like my uncle Jimbo.

[Qwepir]

Though technically it would have been born a Joltik but still.
I'd teach it THUNDERBOLT

[Name is Unavailable]

Oh god, I hate spiders. Where's my gun?

[Joekirk]

I would go to the doctor and ask them how the forget I suddenly turned female.

[Night Fox]

I would hunt down the father and beat him to a smoothie and then forget his almost dead body.
Then I would raise my baby spider like any good daddy would.

[Jetlok]

I would go to the doctor and ask them how the forget I suddenly turned female.

because Jetlok is the master of time and space and love changes

[Decepticon]

Hug it.

[Shell]

I would hunt down the father and beat him to a smoothie and then forget his almost dead body.
Then I would raise my baby spider like any good mommy would.

You suddenly turned female.

[Funnelcakes]

have love with it

[star9578]

I would beat it to death it because I loving hate spiders, and then

I would go to the doctor and ask them how the forget I suddenly turned female.