Author Topic: You just gave birth.  (Read 961 times)

To a giant motherloving jumping spider. Hot damn. it starts jumping the forget all over stuff this spider's loving hoppy.

what do you do?

oh also you somehow are female.


Check to see if it weighs 14 pounds.


I would wait until it grew large enough for me to ride on it, and then I would ride my giant spider to work every morning.

Feed it nachos and train it to seduce women, just like my uncle Jimbo.


Though technically it would have been born a Joltik but still.
I'd teach it THUNDERBOLT

Oh god, I hate spiders. Where's my gun?

I would go to the doctor and ask them how the forget I suddenly turned female.

I would hunt down the father and beat him to a smoothie and then forget his almost dead body.
Then I would raise my baby spider like any good daddy would.

I would go to the doctor and ask them how the forget I suddenly turned female.
because Jetlok is the master of time and space and love changes


I would hunt down the father and beat him to a smoothie and then forget his almost dead body.
Then I would raise my baby spider like any good mommy would.
You suddenly turned female.




I would beat it to death it because I loving hate spiders, and then
I would go to the doctor and ask them how the forget I suddenly turned female.