Government Zombie Plan

[ATKitton.]

And if you hear crying. STAY THE HECK AWAY.   Every witch my friend shot in L4D2 attacked me. :I

I hate the witch >.>

[Ad Bot]

[Altered]

But, what if you're BB Rifle doenst have ammo?

*facepalm*

BB guns won't do stuff.
You need real guns.

This is a huge joke about the upcoming hurricane season and how to be prepared. They're probably just saying zombies because of Saturday.

I was wondering why they kept interjecting a hurricane survival sentence every other zombie survival tip.

I hate the witch >.>

And if you hear crying. STAY THE HECK AWAY.   Every witch my friend shot in L4D2 attacked me. :I

I'm pretty sure witches won't exist; if they do just stay the forget away and you'll be fine.

[Bisjac]

the guys are always like. i hear her guys, stay clear.

till bisjac comes round the corner and opens fire ):D

then "god damn it bisjac not again!"

[Decepticon]

*facepalm*

BB guns won't do stuff.
You need real guns.

I was wondering why they kept interjecting a hurricane survival sentence every other zombie survival tip.

Im talkin' bout' hitting em' with it. -.-

[SlayerZ99]

I hate the witch >.>

Remeber that level with the cane fields? And all the witches? Well there were 3 on the edge of the field which I didnt notice and my friend shot at them...and they all attacked me.

[ATKitton.]

Remeber that level with the cane fields? And all the witches? Well there were 3 on the edge of the field which I didnt notice and my friend shot at them...and they all attacked me.

I dont think i hit that one yet... But oh dear god. I am not looking forward to that.
Run behind your friends next time >.>

[rockslide26]

Remeber that level with the cane fields? And all the witches? Well there were 3 on the edge of the field which I didnt notice and my friend shot at them...and they all attacked me.

richarding around is the top priority in any survival scenario.

[ATKitton.]

the guys are always like. i hear her guys, stay clear.

till bisjac comes round the corner and opens fire ):D

then "god damn it bisjac not again!"

Does it feel good when the witch scratches at your eyeballs?

[Altered]

the guys are always like. i hear her guys, stay clear.

till bisjac comes round the corner and opens fire ):D

then "god damn it bisjac not again!"

If you did that I would shoot you to death.

[Jetlok]

jegus all these forgetnoses acting all cool "hy guys i got my b gun ya 4 kil zobmies" if a real loving zombie apocastuff happens, you're not going to be out in the streets shooting hordes of them with your little super soaker, you'll be trying to stay inside and safe. and how the forget would it happen anyway? if a bacteria or whatever the forget you people think it is that makes it happen somehow spreads to dead bodies magically, I doubt it would make the corpses gang up on all the living people and eat their face out and stuff. and how the hell would biting spread it.

yes, I mad.
and yes swearing makes me cool.

[ATKitton.]

jegus all these forgetnoses acting all cool "hy guys i got my b gun ya 4 kil zobmies" if a real loving zombie apocastuff happens, you're not going to be out in the streets shooting hordes of them with your little super soaker, you'll be trying to stay inside and safe. and how the forget would it happen anyway? if a bacteria or whatever the forget you people think it is that makes it happen somehow spreads to dead bodies magically, I doubt it would make the corpses gang up on all the living people and eat their face out and stuff. and how the hell would biting spread it.

yes, I mad.
and yes swearing makes me cool.

Well for the moment. The news has nothing to report so they must make things up in order to have something interesting. forget tsunami season. They now decided to make a 5th season. Zombie apocalypse season. *laughs* 

[Jetlok]

Well for the moment. The news has nothing to report so they must make things up in order to have something interesting. forget tsunami season. They now decided to make a 5th season. Zombie apocalypse season. *laughs* 

what? that was directed at all the zombie believer douchebags. I didn't read the topic though so :v except the first few posts. I know this is a joke.

[ATKitton.]

what? that was directed at all the zombie believer douchebags. I didn't read the topic though so :v except the first few posts. I know this is a joke.

*sticks foot in mouth*

[Jetlok]

*sticks foot in mouth*

*sticks mouth in foot*

[ATKitton.]

*sticks mouth in foot*

I.... Uh.... *keeps mouth shut.*