marry me.
We can get a quick, cheap service in Vegas, then go on a Flash Mob spree!
Everything went better then expected.
CONTINUING WHERE I LEFT OFF:
-Females who think it necessary to yell and/or scream in order to communicate with the person next to them.
I really, truly wish I could just walk up to them and say something like, "Hey, bitch. Shut the forget up or you're sleeping in the garage tonight.", but that'd probably get me expelled.
-People who think it's funny to make perverted jokes, 24/7.
I'm okay with it in moderation, but after a while, it gets loving annoying. Besides, we all know you're making richard jokes just to make up for your lack thereof.
-When teachers talk about things like COD in an attempt to make kids like them more.
Newsflash: Not everyone loves it that much. only 60% do. Only 2/3 of that 60% will admit it, though; the other 20% just hopped on the bandwagon to try to make themselves look cool. The last 40% of people genuinely dislike it for good reasons.
-People who think that getting detention/suspension/etc makes you cool.
Hey, did you know that stuff goes on your permanent record? How much will your "coolness" help you when you can't get into any colleges and are stuck flipping burgers for the rest of your life?
-People who overuse the same memes over and over and over amd over and over and over and over and over.
NO, IT IS STILL NOT FUNNY THE 50TH TIME AROUND.
-point and click MMORPGs
You just wasted a year of your life clicking on monsters in order to level up your character. Life doesn't give refunds.
-"(Dr.)HAAAAX"/DasBoSchitt/The GMod Idiot Box
Do you know how it got that title? It was made by an idiot playing gmod in a box .
-Failtrolls
Wait, these don't make me angry, they make me ECSTATIC. It's fun to poke them and watch them squirm around in the mess they brought upon themselves.
Uh, more to come in morning.