Author Topic: Pet peeves of mine  (Read 7216 times)

people who hate weeaboos/furries/otherweirdos

When you really - like, loving seriously - need to take a stuff at school and all the loving toilets are covered in piss-soaked toilet paper, feces, and various other nasty stuff, forcing you to walk around the school trying to find another, less-unusable toilet whilst squeezing your ass cheeks together like you're juicing a lemon with them in order to not stuff your pants.

friends who think a zombie apocolypse is really going to happen and are all prepared and stuff.


-When cigarettes improperly use uncommon words in order to sound smart, then call you a know-it-all
loving hypocrites

-"LOLOLOL JUSTIN BIEBER IS GAY LOLOLOL FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY LOLOLOLOL"
'nuff said

-People who think they'll look cool if they pretend to use drugs.
Oh, you were high last night? Cool. Now, give me one good reason why I shouldn't go call the cops.

-People who call things they dislike "gay".
I mean come on, anything would be better than that. In fact, I think that could be considered hate speech, now-a-days. Why not call it bad, or unfair, or so goddamn loving stupid that it makes you want to find the little stuff responsible for it, gouge out their eyes, and skullforget them?

-"Your mom" jokes(if those can even be considered jokes).
"This food is yerrible."
"UR MOM IS TERRIBLE LOLOLOL"
"Were you dropped on your loving head when you were a baby?"
"UR MOM WAS DROPPED ON UR HED WEN U WERE A BABY LOLOLOLOLOL"

-People who compare every shooting game on the market to CoD/Halo
I don't even have any snide remarks to make about this one. It's just stupid.

-When IGN gives games ratings of 5, 6, or 7 because their reviewers are completely loving handicapped.
IGNorant little pricks.

-Chain-letter e-mails.
Send this to 5 people and I will loving SEND YOU TO A TORTURE CHAMBER, WHERE THE 5 PEOPLE YOU SENT THIS MESSAGE TO WILL PERFORM HEINOUS ACTS OF TORTURE ON YOU, SUCH AS-

-"___cigarettes."
Stupidest fake word I've ever heard. Whether it be Codcigarette, halocigarette, rocigarette, blockcigarette, pccigarette, maccigarette, psp3cigarette, 360cigarette, anything of the sort. Saying it makes you a cigarettecigarette, you cigarette.

I could go on.

TL;DR: I hate about as many things as Francis.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2011, 12:17:34 AM by luluthe42nd »

White trash families who bring their drama to the front yard.
That REALLY grinds my gears.


Me: "you didnt loving return my game you bitch"

Friend: "Sounds like a personal problem"

Me: "You know what go forget yourself all around the train tracks with a tire iron."
« Last Edit: May 20, 2011, 12:27:29 AM by Madmitten »

MLP friends
Fur friends
weaboo friends
all friends

all friends
You hate all gay people?


GOOD SIR, I CHALLENGE YOU TO FISTY CUFFS

SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT, WE WILL DUEL FIRST LIGHT TOMORROW, IF YOU DECLINE YOU WILL BE LABELED A COWARD!
« Last Edit: May 20, 2011, 12:44:25 AM by Joekirk »



...And you know what really grinds my gears?

You America.

forget. You.

People that compare things that really should not be compared.

...And you know what really grinds my gears?

You America.

forget. You.
Actually, forget you is no longer derogatory.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2011, 12:46:32 AM by Nexus »


marry me.
We can get a quick, cheap service in Vegas, then go on a Flash Mob spree!

Everything went better then expected.

CONTINUING WHERE I LEFT OFF:

-Females who think it necessary to yell and/or scream in order to communicate with the person next to them.
I really, truly wish I could just walk up to them and say something like, "Hey, bitch. Shut the forget up or you're sleeping in the garage tonight.", but that'd probably get me expelled.

-People who think it's funny to make perverted jokes, 24/7.
I'm okay with it in moderation, but after a while, it gets loving annoying. Besides, we all know you're making richard jokes just to make up for your lack thereof.

-When teachers talk about things like COD in an attempt to make kids like them more.
Newsflash: Not everyone loves it that much. only 60% do. Only 2/3 of that 60% will admit it, though; the other 20% just hopped on the bandwagon to try to make themselves look cool. The last 40% of people genuinely dislike it for good reasons.

-People who think that getting detention/suspension/etc makes you cool.
Hey, did you know that stuff goes on your permanent record? How much will your "coolness" help you when you can't get into any colleges and are stuck flipping burgers for the rest of your life?

-People who overuse the same memes over and over and over amd over and over and over and over and over.
NO, IT IS STILL NOT FUNNY THE 50TH TIME AROUND.

-point and click MMORPGs
You just wasted a year of your life clicking on monsters in order to level up your character. Life doesn't give refunds.

-"(Dr.)HAAAAX"/DasBoSchitt/The GMod Idiot Box
Do you know how it got that title? It was made by an idiot playing gmod in a box .

-Failtrolls
Wait, these don't make me angry, they make me ECSTATIC. It's fun to poke them and watch them squirm around in the mess they brought upon themselves.

Uh, more to come in morning.

2. Kids that need to be excessively disruptive in class because they don't get the material and want attention. Seriously, raise you hand or stay after for help. Don't waste time which I could learn the lesson quicker and maybe even finish a good amount of classwork.
YES THIS JUST YES.

Today the kid go so annoying and everyone was so loving piss off at him that my teacher literary told him to loving grow a pair and shut the forget up. Needless to say everyone clapped in rejoice after that.

Lag =/= Low framerate

loving learn it you worthless pieces of stuff.