Kids at my school swim in sewer water

[Stocking]

"No. Nobody does that dumbass"

I honestly can't remember the last time I defragged my hard drive though.

Then again I'm never running too slow to do anything.

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[SeventhSandwich]

I'm pretty sure that unless your town has a combined sewer system, that the drain is just a storm drain. All the water that was backed up was probably runoff, which isn't exactly sanitary, but isn't "stuff water" either.

synthetic fertilizers have some pretty bad effects on people with allergies.

I honestly can't remember the last time I defragged my hard drive though.

Then again I'm never running too slow to do anything.

Then you don't need to.

Notice he said it was running slow. That means he should.

[james4115]

i think nowadays they have things that let you do disk cleanups and defrags on a schedule

[Skele]

During one of my classes in high school, the teacher turned off half the lights in the room so we would get less glare while watching a movie. As soon as this happened, a girl yelled out, "Oh my god! The power went out!".

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During one of my classes in high school, the teacher turned off half the lights in the room so we would get less glare while watching a movie. As soon as this happened, a girl yelled out, "Oh my god! The power went out!".

I lol'd

[Night Fox]

This one fat chick just shrugged and started hitting people with a ruler.

what the hell

[james4115]

while we were watching the movie the boy in the striped pajamas, some kid went---(WARNING: FOLLOWING TRANSPARENT TEXT EXTREMELY SPOILERISH) "did they die?"
they were in a gas chamber with the door closed and gas put into the chamber, and it was completely silent even though all of the jews were banging against the door 30 seconds ago

[Frostbyte]

I told everyone but lots of them refused to stop. This one fat chick just shrugged and started hitting people with a ruler.

Did she eat the ruler after?

[SeventhSandwich]

My Honors English teacher told us that she preferred Macs because their hard drives were designed to "reject viruses".

I'm beginning to see a correlation between, "Likes macs" and "Is computer illiterate"

To help differentiate some people however, I drew up a bit of a flow chart.

www.theysaidicouldgetanything soigotadomain.x10.bz/stupidstuff/knowhtedifference.png

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So your ENTIRE school is stupid because they were "swimming" in "sewer water", even though they were having fun?

[james4115]

theysaidicouldgetanythingsoigotadomain

do you really own that domain
that is the best domain name ever

[Night Fox]

To help differentiate some people however, I drew up a bit of a flow chart.
www.theysaidicouldgetanything soigotadomain.x10.bz/stupidstuff/knowhtedifference.png

That flowchart is horrible.
The entire thing about the Mac and PC could have been left out.
It was only added so that people would think that it was relevant to the two systems.
They could have both been left out, and it would have worked perfectly.

[Lugnut]

This one girl in my class thinks she's a computer genius because she can apply filters in photobooth on her macbook.

Apparently I'm going to take over the world by hacking computers because I can prank call over Skype.


This was a joke, of course.

[ultimamax]

Man, lots of replies.
So yeah, it was probably a storm drain. Still pretty stuffty IMO.
I told them all a lot and they didn't give a stuff.
The kid who cussed me out actually stuck his head in, and the fat chick hit some little kid (who tried to punch me a week ago) into the water.
Life is good.

Did she eat the ruler after?

Nah, she threw it on the ground and left.
Some other kid picked it up later and swung it around a bit. Don't know what happened then.

So your ENTIRE school is stupid because they were "swimming" in "sewer water", even though they were having fun?

It's called exaggeration, bro.
Plus there are only a few people in the school which I warmly accept as not stupid.
Most of them are troublemakers, kids who want attention, or people who are really immature. Also, lots of screamy girls.
So far there are like 20 people out of 400 I know that seem good.
Also, please don't derail into a Mac vs PC thread. I'm all for PC, but there's nobody that is for Mac here, so just forget it.

[SeventhSandwich]

That flowchart is horrible.
The entire thing about the Mac and PC could have been left out.
It was only added so that people would think that it was relevant to the two systems.
They could have both been left out, and it would have worked perfectly.

It's a stuffty flowchart.

I'm still new in the art of making flowcharts that make sense.

do you really own that domain
that is the best domain name ever

www.theysaidicouldgetanything soigotadomain.x10.bz/stupidstuff/ofcourseidontownit.png