http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=204596.0

[Freeze]

father = the other half of who was needed to create the child

[Ad Bot]

[Flamecannon]

I don't think that just dating instantly makes someone officially the father, don't you have to be married to actually be a part of the family?

HEY
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET DOCTOR HUXTABLE

[Masterlegodude]

HEY
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET DOCTOR HUXTABLE

ZIP-ZOP ZOOBITY-BOP

Wait a minute, how is the Scout fatherless in the first place? Divorce? Killed and didn't respawn? Is he and possibly his brothers adopted?

For those who aren't aware: It is canon that the Scout has brothers because of his bio on the Team Fortress 2 website

The youngest of eight boys from the south side of Boston, the Scout learned early how to problem solve with his fists. With seven older brothers on his side, fights tended to end before the runt of the litter could maneuver into punching distance, so the Scout trained himself to run. He ran everywhere, all the time, until he could beat his pack of mad dog siblings to the fray.

[Flamecannon]

scout is his own dad
he went back into the past with zoidberg

[CopBlock]

its quite possible the spy had love with the scouts mother, either for all the children or just the scout, and then left.

[Flamecannon]

but what if there are two spies on the red team

[No2mad2]

Scout is adopted

[Flamecannon]

scouts mom produces aloveually

[Masterlegodude]

but what if there are two spies on the red team

Dat Spy ain't one'a us!

[blockguy123]

Just got a free Counterfeit Billyrooster

[Alteration]

Spy and Scout's Mom broke up and are getting back together again

[Mr. Jelly]

Well obviously


Scout's dad was killed at a Yankee's rally


and Spy was like

"oh hi grieving widow here is my richard it will make you feel better"


obviously

[16-Bit]

Well obviously


Scout's dad was killed at a Yankee's rally


and Spy was like

"oh hi grieving widow here is my richard it will make you feel better"


obviously

Totally canon

[cooldawson3]

scouts mom produces aloveually

lol'd


Anyways, I hit a large stroke of luck these past days with TF2 trading. A friend sold me a crate #40 for 3 keys, saying he doesn't like trading all that much and never unboxes anyways. I then uncrated a Strange Huntsman, and began mass-trading for keys. I sold the Huntsman for a TS Bills, 2 keys, and a few random hats and small items. I had collected 13 keys, plus the two. Keep in mind the most expensive item I have ever owned was a Bills. So I now have enough for 1 bud, if I sell the TS Bills and the other random items. I have offered on an Unusual and have been 'Added to discuss my offer'. He is offline right now, and we are going to discuss when he gets online. I just feel that getting that Huntsman has been so lucky, it motivated me to mass trade for keys for a bud, then the Unusual I have always wanted. This'll be the first Unusual I have ever owned. I am very happy.

the end

[tikitai]

real men uncrate their unusuals