loving bugs

[LizzyRascal]

I saw some locusts before.

[Ad Bot]

[Captain Crazy]

Deep sea isopods are awesome. They live too deep to be a problem

[Riot]

Oh good christ what is that

"It's a big roosterroach.
They burrow tunnels underneath the soil and attack your feet when unexpected.
Then their sting paralyzes you, you become food for the bigger bugs"
 

Deep sea isopods are awesome. They live too deep to be a problem

Shutup no it isn't/.....fdgdgff

[fred da kiko]

Deep sea isopods are awesome. They live too deep to be a problem

whaaaaaat? that's crazy, you're crazy.

[Riot]

whaaaaaat? that's crazy, you're crazy.

Or we can just talk about it.

[e-maxx]

it must be weird to forget a bug am i rite?

[Kingdaro]

loving bugs.

[e-maxx]

i hate wasps all they do is try to scare you stuffless by hiding their nest in the worst places

[Camera]

would you prefer them to breathe fire.
no wait you want them to have giant roosters for you, nevermind.

Ignoring the second part, I mean, I GUESS they kinda resemble dragons. it'd be better if they are more, aggressive towards other insects.

[brickybob]

I bet you all will like my green-text story.

>back when my mom was dating scott
>go to family reunion, chilling
>late at night, around 8-10
>all the sudden, swarms of moths swarm the windows
>look at glass door, completely covered in small, brownish moths
>they were coming in by the tens to hundreds
>run downstairs and lock bathroom door, block edges with towels
>I manage to hold them off until about 1 AM, then they stopped coming and left
>fall asleep in bathroom
>wake up, open door, moths gone
>the end

True story.

[Fireboy]

I bet you all will like my green-text story.

>back when my mom was dating scott
>go to family reunion, chilling
>late at night, around 8-10
>all the sudden, swarms of moths swarm the windows
>look at glass door, completely covered in small, brownish moths
>they were coming in by the tens to hundreds
>run downstairs and lock bathroom door, block edges with towels
>I manage to hold them off until about 1 AM, then they stopped coming and left
>fall asleep in bathroom
>wake up, open door, moths gone
>the end

True story.

holy crap i would die, i hate seeing even ONE moth

[Caution]

Thanks Riot you just killed me.

[Raeyok]

I think my worst encounter with a bug wasn't scary or annoying, it was just so loving gross. The following little story is not for the queasy.

A few years ago when my family still had our big minivan, we were taking a road trip. While driving down the highway, I was looking out the windshield at cars driving by us, I think I might've been playing the license plate game with my mom or something. All of a sudden, this hugeass bug hits the windshield and quite literally explodes on it. On top of that, the sound it made upon hitting the windshield sounded like someone throwing a dense snowball at it; it was a big, heavy *thud*. So now we're driving down the highway with this loving 10-inch long smear of bug on our windshield.

One of the grossest things I've ever had the misfortune to witness.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/roosterchafer

This is the perfect name.

[brickybob]

I think my worst encounter with a bug wasn't scary or annoying, it was just so loving gross. The following little story is not for the queasy.

A few years ago when my family still had our big minivan, we were taking a road trip. While driving down the highway, I was looking out the windshield at cars driving by us, I think I might've been playing the license plate game with my mom or something. All of a sudden, this hugeass bug hits the windshield and quite literally explodes on it. On top of that, the sound it made upon hitting the windshield sounded like someone throwing a dense snowball at it; it was a big, heavy *thud*. So now we're driving down the highway with this loving 10-inch long smear of bug on our windshield.

One of the grossest things I've ever had the misfortune to witness.

I don't know why, but I lol'd.