fucking bugsalright, gonna give you some backstory to why I made this thread. there's cool, pretty bugs like butterflies and luna moths and grasshoppers and crickets and cute, fat caterpillars that you don't see too much. There's also the obnoxious, biting, buzzing, overly common and disease-carrying bugs that flock during the summer months.
just two minutes ago I saw a huge cranefly, a bug that's totally harmless but big, clumsy, and loud. took that forgeter outside by it's wings.
after returning to my comp, a big-assed beetle called a may-beetle flew in through a crack in my window. these are also bugs known for being absolutely handicapped, having the flying prowess of a drunken man and sounding like a helicopter. these things are about the size of quarters, and are big, fat forgeters, so smacking them with a shoe would leave a mess. so I released it outside (i had to do this twice yesterday).
these same situations play over again year after year. I bet if I looked outside on the porch I'd see a dozen dead may-beetles on the ground, and a stuffload of bugs buzzing around the light. Any of you cool dudes ever have to deal with bugs? Cool bugs? stuffty bugs?