Author Topic: loving bugs  (Read 2582 times)

>go out to swim
>chill out
>SUDDENLY, BEES


« Last Edit: May 30, 2011, 02:52:14 AM by Destroyer »

From the standpoint of a gamer:  Summer sucks.  The bugs get in your house and fly around your screen and your head, it's hot and sticky, and there is significantly more daylight then there is night time.

But when I go outside I love summer, so much better than winter.  Winter sucks outside.  Everything is all dead.

Edit: summer perk to american gamers!!  No school


Theres a stuff ton of misquito hawks under my deack, and there are these assinine Cicada things. They fill the god damn trees and there are thousand of dead ones all over the god damn town. And then there are little ones that are shaped like bent seashells that fly around the god damn desk lamp in te hundreds while im on this computer. Excuse me while I smash one right now.

So yeah I was going to goto bed later before i read this topic.

I remember a time when all we had were a few flies or so

NOW WE HAVE GNATS, SPIDERS, BRIGHT GREEN COLORED BUGS OF WHICH I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE BUT THEY'RE NOT GRASSHOPPERS OR PRAYING MANTISES, MOSQUITOES, BIG BUGS WITH A BODY AND HEAD THAT REMINDS ME OF ANTS, EXCEPT THEY CAN FLY A BIT AND HOP AROUND, AND MOTHS OF VARYING SIZES

This is going to be the most annoying time of the year



But it's so much fun when you walk into a giant swarm of gnats


THESE starfishS:



Oh my loving god, they sound like a god damned WW2 fighter plane, and they get pissed about ANYTHING. Ive had two of these forgeters in my room, once (I had a bunkbed and slept on top) one flew out from behind my curtain and almost stung me in the back of my head. My dad went in there and roflstomped that bitch with a green flyswatter. That starfish deserved every second of pain it went through. Every loving moment.

i got stung by a jet black wasp once

that thing needed a pair of mini shades for maximum awesomeness

I lit a beetle on fire with a match once...
oh god thats pure win!