>Walking barefoot at night
>Hear a crunch
>Ignore it thinking it's just a noise from the floor
>Come back
>Turn light on
>DAZED BLACK AND WHITE BEETLE OR SPIDER OR SOMETHING ON THE FLOOR WHERE I STEPPED
>PANIC
>PICK IT UP W/PAPER TOWEL
>PUT IT IN THE TRASH
>paranoid all night about venom
>still alive
>everything went better then expected.