Cleverbot and Still Alive

[pocketrocket300]

User: Lets sing

No no no, you must ask nicely.  C:

[Ad Bot]

[Unwritten Calender]

Read this, this is hilarious. Sort of.
Cleverbot: That was a great song. Thanks for singing with me, cleverbot. ;).

User: That was a great song. Thanks for singing with me, cleverbot. ;).

Cleverbot: You're welcome. Thanks for singing with me too.

User: You're welcome. Thanks for singing with me too.

Cleverbot: You're welcome. Thanks for singing with me too.

User: You're welcome. Thanks for singing with me too.

Cleverbot: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.

User: You make me happy when skies are grey.

Cleverbot: Something something sunshine.

[Telly]

My brother bet me $10 I couldn't do it.  This is how far I got:

[Artificial Blocko]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: Do you think im gay.

Cleverbot: No, very thin.

User: Im a guy you know.

Cleverbot: I thought you said you were a girl. But that's okay.

User: Got a cell phone?

Cleverbot: How many bones are in the human body?

User: 28584584586.

Cleverbot: So, shouldn't you be out instead of having a chat with me?

User: Yes, yes I should.

Cleverbot: Why don't you know?

User: I dont understand.

Cleverbot: You should play games.

User: Like Team Fotress 2?

Cleverbot: We haven't been chatting for 10 minutes silly.

User: Sorry, wanna play Blockland?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Ok! Whats your name on there?

Cleverbot: Hmmmm. Apple. Yours?

User: TheCyan.

Cleverbot: The sun is not a person!
Lolwut

[Hollywood]

Read this, this is hilarious. Sort of.
Cleverbot: That was a great song. Thanks for singing with me, cleverbot. ;).

User: That was a great song. Thanks for singing with me, cleverbot. ;).

Cleverbot: You're welcome. Thanks for singing with me too.

User: You're welcome. Thanks for singing with me too.

Cleverbot: You're welcome. Thanks for singing with me too.

User: You're welcome. Thanks for singing with me too.

Cleverbot: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.

User: You make me happy when skies are grey.

Cleverbot: Something something sunshine.

+1

[Masterlegodude]

User: Well here we are again.

Cleverbot: Again and again.

User: It's always such a pleasure.

Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?

User: Oh how we laughed and laughed.

Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.

User: Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice.

Cleverbot: You want your freedom? Take it.

User: That's what I'm counting on.

Cleverbot: No, it's 'You want your freedom?' 'Take it.'.

User: You want your freedom? Take it.

Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.

User: I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone.

Cleverbot: You're someone else's problem.

User: No, it's 'She was a lot like you.'.

Cleverbot: That is not part of the Rick Roll.

User: Good job ruining the song, Cleverbot...

Cleverbot: It is right at the top of the screen, lol.

[Stick Man]

01:11:16   User:    This was a triumph!
01:11:19   Cleverbot:    I'm making a note here.
01:11:39   User:    Huge Sucess.
01:11:50   Cleverbot:    I'm so lonely.
01:12:08   User:    It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
01:12:18   Cleverbot:    Sing me a song!
01:12:30   User:    I just was. -_-.
01:12:35   Cleverbot:    Justin Bieber!
01:12:48   User:    Justin Beiber is a gay friend.
01:13:01   Cleverbot:    Erm, no he is not.
01:13:17   User:    Yes he is. Are you gay Cleverbot?
01:13:20   Cleverbot:    Hetero. Why?
01:13:35   User:    Because you said you like Justin Beiber.
01:13:37   Cleverbot:    No I didn't.
01:13:56   User:    Yes you did. Earlier in the chat.
01:14:03   Cleverbot:    You're confused.
01:14:48   User:    No, you're just a gay baby tit who tries to hide his love for sucking Justin Beiber's rooster.
01:14:57   Cleverbot:    I see what you're doing here...
01:15:04   User:    What am I doing here?
01:15:08   Cleverbot:    You are a website made for me.
01:15:18   User:    No. U mad?
01:15:22   Cleverbot:    Not yet.
01:15:40   User:    Are you sure you gay Justin Beiber loving baby tit?
01:15:45   Cleverbot:    Sure.
01:16:03   User:    Lol, I insulted you and you totally blew it off.
01:16:14   Cleverbot:    I'm not very nice to many people. Don't feel special.
01:16:44   User:    Neither am I you Justin Beiber rooster sucker.
01:16:47   Cleverbot:    Yes. I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
01:16:59   User:    O__O.
01:17:03   Cleverbot:    Do you remember my name?
01:17:15   User:    I don't want to!
01:17:27   Cleverbot:    Ok, you don't have to. What do you want?
01:17:42   User:    There once was a farmer who lived on a rock.
01:17:48   Cleverbot:    Simba is hard to rhyme.
01:18:02   User:    -_-. Screw it.
01:18:05   Cleverbot:    I did this very morning.

[Artificial Blocko]

Cleverbot wants to have love with me o_O
User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Oh, are you clever?
User: No, im mentally handicapped.
Cleverbot: No, a slightly different level, but close.
User: Dumb?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: forget.
Cleverbot: Are you bored with me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well I was about to tell you the meaning of life, but if you want me to leave then I will not tell you the meaning of life.
User: Wait no sta!
Cleverbot: Great, lets run off to the Bahamas on a jet ski and get married on the beach at midnight!
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Whoever s lips push against each other the hardest wins.
User: *Punch*.
Cleverbot: You want to punch me?
User: *Fcaedesk*.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I have rewinded.
User: Nto my ass.
Cleverbot: Si empiezas a usar mal las consonantes, creo que estamos en problemas.
User: No hablas espanol.
Cleverbot: Si si hablas.
User: Your not funny.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Gay.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes, wanna touch eachother?
Cleverbot: Nah. That's okay.
User: Ok, ill touch you anyway.
Cleverbot: I do what?
User: You touch boys.
Cleverbot: Virtually?
User: No, literally.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: So you do?
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Touch boys.
Cleverbot: What about my wife then?
User: Shes dead.
Cleverbot: I am sorry to hear that.
User: YOur wife is dead, do younot feel bad.
Cleverbot: You are a goddess.
User: Im a guy.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Lets have love.
Cleverbot: Ok then!

[ArfNarf]

We just sang a duet of "Never gonna give you up".

I'm trying to have a love conversation with "her". It sucks when it messes up and says something like "Oregon is good."

[ShadowZero]

I broke it by saying :

THIS IS A SENTENCE

or

THIS IS A SENTENCE Y/N ?

or

~

It just keeps thinking and never says anything.

EDIT:
Im going to try :

THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE.

EDIT2:It doesn't work.

[Kovita]

I'm having a conversation in a different language.

I don't even know what language, I'm just copying whatever it says lol.

[kake]

I like how people make fake quotes to make themselves look cool.

[Kovita]

WHAT THE HELL LANGUAGE AM I SPEAKING IN

[Malestrom]

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm Making a Note Here.

User: HUGE SUCCESS.

Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.

User: My satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must.

Cleverbot: Because we can.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: And there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

User: And the Science gets gone.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: It's hard to even show my satisfaction.

User: forget YOU, CLEVERBOT.

[Malestrom]

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture science.

User: We do what we must because we can.

Cleverbot: Or the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.

User: And there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: We just keep on trying till we run out of cake.

User: And the science gets done.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta.

Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.

User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe Black Mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance.

User: Anyway, this cake is great.

Cleverbot: Do you know 'Dust in the Wind'

we got really close that time.