Goddamn motherloving titty licking stuff eating mosquitoes.

[Skele]

Crane flys are fun.

They are such a dumb species. They are terrible fliers and always loses limbs when they crash into things. I saw one hit the side of my house and lose a wing and two legs.

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[tails]

I know but i can't help but feel sorry for them because of it ;(

[Jubel]

They are like those handicapped dung beetles.
They forget stuff up.

[Skele]

I know but i can't help but feel sorry for them because of it ;(

Yea, I suppose it's hard not to feel pity for them. They must have a tremendous birth rate because I really can't see any other reason why they haven't become extinct.

[zackin5]

forget mosquitoes

Took the words right out of my mouth.

[ModderSlodder]

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Than you should probably brush your teeth.

[Gen. Hothauser]

These photos have never made sence to me.  Why would someone allow a little motherforget mosquito to bite them then have a person photograph it?  Seems handicapped.

And none of you have hated mosquitoes until you have been to Northern Tier high adventure camp.  You may get annoyed at night when a few buggers bite you at home, but ther in northern tier, all them motherforgeters come out at night in the millions (literally) to suck the forget out of you.  Every night when I went to bed (sleepingbag) I would get into a 'bug bivy' or a mesh lining that is keeping you one inch away from uber motherforgeters trying to mothersuck your motherblood.  While asleep, I left my hand against the mesh, and when I woke up, it looked like a taco stand at a Mexican fiesta.  My entire motherloving hand was covered in god damn mosquito bites.  Be afraid!!!

But anyway the dude Mosquitoes be cool.  It's the whores you gotta watch out for.

And what is the blak stuf that comes off of a mosquito when you catch it in a tissue.  It's funny cause it is the shape of the bug in the tissue.

[steve5451]

The males still suck your blood. Just not very often.

[Jetlok]

i'm immune to mosquitoe bites.

[Jubel]

These photos have never made sence to me.  Why would someone allow a little motherforget mosquito to bite them then have a person photograph it?  Seems handicapped.

I do believe the image I found is shopped.
Mainly because if you look closely (at feet and needle-like forget deivce), it is just odd looking.

[Nickelob Ultra]

The males still suck your blood. Just not very often.

No, I think it's the females that only do it in order to create proteins for the eggs.

If the males do too, that'd be surprising.

But I loving hated mosquitoes with a passion in my old house.  loving starfishs.  I live in a city-area, they're not really around much unless you go near a neighborhood with trees.

[Beta]

What I do when I notice one biting me:
Squeeze the skin around the pincher so that it gets stuck
Wait.
Explosion.

[Raeyok]

A couple years ago I was over at a friend's house and we were having a sleepover. While I was asleep, little did I know I was being feasted upon by at least eight of these little stuffs. I woke up with red bumps all over my arms, legs, and even a few on my face. The next day we made it a goal to find their nest and burn it (he was 100% sure there was a nest). When we found it, instead of burning it right away, we took it outside and hit it with the sun focused through a very powerful magnifying glass. Burned the living stuff out of those forgeters. Then we put a firecracker inside the nest and ignited it. The explosion was beautiful.

[Sonicfangirl11]

My house and me are immune to mosquitoes.

All they do is crash and burn around me.

Crash and burn.

[Beta]

I wonder if they get drunk when you're drunk or high if you recently smoked marijuana or some other drug.
:o