Wierd stuff you believed in when you were a Kid

[TMAN7676]

Post things that you believed in as a young kid that weren't true.
I'm talking weird, not like the tooth fairy.


I don't mean ages like 1-12.
Im talking more like 3-7

Anyways...

When I was younger, I used to believe that when I took a stuff, I would stuff a baby.
.-.

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[Kingdaro]

Tooth Fairy.

[Sonicfangirl11]

The cookie monster.

[Nepthan]

chapstick = candy

[carolcat]

chapstick = candy

this

I also thought that kissing people on the lips would get you pregnant :u

[_Rave_]

I thought the Pope was god.

[Decepticon]

I thought when you get married, you get pregnant,

Also, I saw my mother..Lets just say, no clothes. ;-;

[Stocking]

I didn't know how lungs worked until I was like 10, but I had a lot of theories.

[TMAN7676]

I also believed in that cats and dogs were the same and a cat was a female and a dog was a boy.
:/

[Clone v.117]

well, i thought if i stuck a sheet of cardboard to my arms and jumped off the school roof i could fly
is that could enough?

...lucky i never tried it or i might not know how to stop flying

[MegaScientifical]

Walking in circles was bad luck, for one.

[Chrono]

I believed that women were equals.

JK. I still do, but I can't recall anything strange that I believed in.

[TMAN7676]

Walking in circles was bad luck, for one.

I do it all the time, actually. I'm not talking really fast, just around a table.
Today infact.

[LordCutlerBeckett]

I thought you transferred spit to get someone pregnant (as in, the sperm was in your saliva and you kissed a girl and transferred the spit into her egg, which was in her stomach).

[Sonicfangirl11]

I also thought candy would give me a disease and kill me.


Until I had my first lollipop of course...