Wierd stuff you believed in when you were a Kid

[Jorici]

I thought that whenever I pooped my intestines would come out 

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[Belogna]

I thought mutated booger trees would break through my front door while I was watching cops and eat me.

[HellHound]

I thought that whenever I pooped my intestines would come out 

Sounds painful.

[Kovita]

That my mother cared about me.

[Jacky]

Ghosts. 

[Plasmus]

That my mother cared about me.

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

Safe love.

[Man 2]

I thought that thunder was caused by two clouds ramming into each other. Never really acknowledged the existence of lightning at that point in my childhood.

[ArfNarf]

Pokemon were going to be real and I was gonna have a Blastoise or some stuff.

[Dr.Block]

I used to think that the milk at Shop Rite was produced in the area on the other side of the shelves where they load the milk from.

Also God.

[MegaScientifical]

I still believe we had a ghost when I was little. Still 100% sure of it. But it's not here anymore. :3

[Nepthan]

that gnomes hid in the toilet and would jump out and eat you if you took too long on the pot

[Dr.Block]

You know how in Super Mario World, you can see Bowser flying around on the map of the last world? I used to think that was actually the ghost of my dad who was haunting the game because he died before he could beat it.

[Jacky]

that gnomes hid in the toilet and would jump out and eat you if you took too long on the pot

[MegaScientifical]

that gnomes hid in the toilet and would jump out and eat you if you took too long on the pot

I read the first part of that, moved to the second, and thought it'd say something like "jump out and jab your ass with the pointy hat."