Wierd stuff you believed in when you were a Kid

[SMONOoB]

When I was young, I actually believed the world was a good place.



How wrong I was.

Very ture Joekirk, my like is cruel and nobody even cared and I wanted to die but I would eventually end up in the ''Lake Of Fire'' A.K.A Hell

[Ad Bot]

[SeventhSandwich]

That eating the, "Diabetic-friendly candy" at the grocery store would give me diabetes.

[SMONOoB]

Sorta like this?

XD Spongebob is stupid infact he licked gary's snailpo!

[Fireboy]

I thought that black watermelon seeds would kill you because a watermelon would grow in your stomach.

[otto-san]

i thought a solar system was a galaxy and vice versa

[Joker Card]

I seriously didn't expect you'd stick around the forums this long. I'm being serious, why are you still here?

Why didn't you expect me to stick around for much longer? I'm stiil here because I like it here.

[PhireX7]

I thought that when I flush a toilet it will suck me down in it and eat me.

So I never flushed when I was young. :\

[Joker Card]

i beleived that if you shoot the crazy lady across the street with an airsoft gun, she would stop digging in our trash.

[Kobewarrior]

Girls peed out of their ass.

[Joker Card]

Girls peed out of their ass.

This. I also never knew that girls had vaginas until I was like 7

[Bones4]

I found out at an early age that women sit down to piss. I thought that since men stand up to piss and sit down to stuff, women sit down to piss and stand up to stuff.

[Oasis]

I found out at an early age that women sit down to piss. I thought that since men stand up to piss and sit down to stuff, women sit down to piss and stand up to stuff.

Yeah that took me a little while to figure that one out.

Really I thought women only had ass-holes.

[Riot]

I wonder what girls thought we had.
Huehe, plot twist.

Actually I think some already knew by first grade where I lived. Uehhu hu... I remember...

[Beta]

I thought that when people had love, the guy would stick his snake in the star fish of a woman.
I wasn't exactly wrong. c:

[Riot]

I wasn't really interested in the love/baby question back then. My friend showed me a researcho and everything fell into place.