Wierd stuff you believed in when you were a Kid

[MunkeyCheez]

I used to think that woman had babies that came out of their asses.
i thought that james bond was real until it was based on a real spy not called james bond

[Ad Bot]

[Dr.Block]

Sometime in first or second grade my teacher told us that only 1% of Earth's water is drinkable. If she explained the water cycle after that I don't remember her doing so because for a while I believed we would eventually run out of water.

[curiosblockland6]

I used to beleve that people couldn't die of old age.

[battlebrain]

I thought if I touched a goose it would summon an army of geese and the would fly and peck me

[Man 2]

I thought if I touched a goose it would summon an army of geese and the would fly and peck me

*cough*Zelda*cough*
I used to believe adults didn't need food to survive.

[xHerobrinex]

I believed I could fly.

>.<

[JD]

I believed the carbon dioxide meter was a demon trying to kill me and whenever I woke up and saw it in my room I hauled ass out of there.

[.::Taboo::.]

unborn baby heaven.

[ATKitton.]

Aliens.
Those things are scary.

[Joker Card]

If I was in the dark there were skeletons behind me ready to kill me. But if you tunred on a light or the TV, they started dancing and left you alone.

[Clone v.117]

If I was in the dark there were skeletons behind me ready to kill me. But if you tunred on a light or the TV, they started dancing and left you alone.

the. forget.

*insert gamefandans avatar here*

[LegendZ]

That if I didn't get my baby teeth out they would grow and I would never be able to shut my mouth and that my head would get detached because my teeth grew too long.

[Deus Ex]

I used to think scarecrows were alive, and whenever you looked away they would move ever so slightly towards you. I also thought that whenever I flushed the toilet I was ruining the lives of thousands of little fishies that lived in the ocean.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I believed people froze in time whenever I didn't see them.

[Decepticon]

I beilived that if I carried 2 soft baseball bats I could fly by swinging them p and down and glide.