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The IssueIn a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Trejirmia's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that Cows could be added to the menu.The Debate"The fact is, the Cow population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Fleur King. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Cow kebabs, Cow pies, Cow-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy.""I agree that something needs to be done about Cow over-population," says random passer-by Gregory Licorish, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal.""I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Naki Barnes. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The Cows were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The Cow is part of what makes Trejirmia a great nation!"The Government PositionThe government has yet to formalize a position on this issue.If you wish, you may:
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