What was your worst injury?

[Skorpion]

Mine was at Primary school. Orienteering. We had to find objects with smiley stickers on them. I ducked under a window and picked up a ruler with one on. I lifted my head, smacked it on the window and cut my head open. Bloody. Everyone. Had my head glued back together in hospital. :c
/discuss

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[Dr.Block]

When I was three I rolled off the couch and landed on a toy plastic piano. Broke my arm :/

[Clone v.117]

2 things
1- broken leg caused by idiocy, my sister and a clothes line (figure that out)
2- i was riding my BMX to the train station to meet a chick and my chain broke when i was peddling super fast standing up, the peddles jammed and i went flying off but my feet hooked on the handle bars swinging me super fast head first into the ground, this not only hurt like a loving bitch because the ground was pure concrete but i got concussion and was constantly having extreme headaches, dizziness and i had absolutely 0 balance so i couldn't walk from room to room without falling on the floor.
this lasted a few weeks...





also i still made it to the train station and had to walk back all the way home later in 45 degree heat (Celsius)

[Skorpion]

You people are pathetic. Seriously. I have wiped out hard in skiing down and italian mountain colliding into people at high speed and been fine. The only injury I got then was pulling one of my leg muscles going high speed down a bumpy mountain.
Actually, Some fat kid called Jason pulled the ligements in his leg first day.

[Clone v.117]

you try having never ending (literally they didnt stop) migraines and not being able to stand for over a month

[Man 2]

Tripped when walking down the tiny stair to my garage, scraped the back of my ankle (the tendon) along the sharp edge of the wood.
Continued to take the trash out to the curb for pickup, eyes streaming.
Finally decided to lift up my pajama pant leg for a damage report.
Gash ran up back of my ankle about eight inches, skin torn up and hanging off, blood oozing everywhere.
Went back in for treatment.

[Becquerel]

2 things for me, but then theyre almost atom sized compared to what everyone else has.

1- Was running back from fetching something for someone, fell on concrete, scraped knee. And when I went for a Damage report, some skin was missing, and there was something white replacing it. It wasnt fluid. I can tell you that.

2- Someone ran into me with a scooter. I think you guys would know the result.

[TheArmyGuy]

I broke both my wrists once at one time.
I had both of my legs in plaster at the same time once.
I don't know what one to choose.

[Dodger]

Tackled by a kid at the bus stop on a Friday, broke the growth plate in my left arm.

[TheArmyGuy]

Put your fist 5 inches in his stomach the next time you see him.
Or use your mom's tazer.

[xHerobrinex]

4 years ago, I was playing on the school equipment.

Fell and hit my head on hard plastic.
It was bleeding like hell..
Luckily I didnt get any brain damage.
EDIT: It was at the after school when no one was there. So my mom took me to one of the houses, and luckily the 2nd house was a nurse inside.

So I could possibly be dead right now.

[Nymethus]

I haven't really got hurt. Not as in did something that damaged me.
I need to do more crazy stuff.

[Clone v.117]

I haven't really got hurt. Not as in did something that damaged me.
I need to do more crazy stuff.

sounds like somebody needs to try rollerblading on i high-wire covered in glass over an alligator infested pool
so much fun :D

[Nymethus]

sounds like somebody needs to try rollerblading on i high-wire covered in glass over an alligator infested pool
so much fun :D

I wouldn't risk my life like that.

[SeventhSandwich]

So I could possibly be dead right now.

your knowledge of the human skull is terrible.

If you had retained enough damage to your brain to cause death, you would have been bleeding all over the floor, passed out, likely in shock from the blood loss.